I don’t know how many times I’ve talked about this to someone because they didn’t quite understand why the world was so hush-hush about...
Buying your very first pocket pussy is exciting. It’s a lot like picking out your next boyfriend or girlfriend, only you don’t have to spend any money...
Your run-of-the-mill masturbation machine for men (MM) isn’t always equipped with automatic components. Manual versions are traditionally favored for...
There’s a Party in Your Pants, and Only The Best Vibrating Panties Are Invited. Vibrating panties: the sex toy industry’s most innocuous item. Resembling...
Remote controlled vibrators are awesome because you can get your rocks off without anybody knowing about it. Plus, your partner can manipulate the different...
The cock cage – much like Nicholas Cage, but without as much dick. It’s famous, it has well-defined limits, it’s sexy in the right lighting...
Sometimes (and I mean sometimes), it takes a swift kick in the rear to get a man to ejaculate properly. And I mean that literally. Although a prostate massager...
We used to dream of high-tech sex but now it’s becoming a reality. Sure, there are manual masturbators still on the market, but most men want to know what the...
Because Men Have Feelings Too (In Their Dicks, But Still). Male sex toys have been around for quite some time, although previous versions weren’t much to write...
The massive and marvelous industry of male masturbators is taking over the planet. Right now, there are more than a thousand different models, each with its...
Penis sleeves for men have transformed the way we all have sex. No longer do we need to make stupid excuses like, “This never happens to me,” when our cocks...
A BDSM collar is a staple in any bondage bedroom. They’re also fun for experimentation and attractive as a fashion statement. However, collars for BDSM are not...
Automatic male masturbators are specially made pleasure devices that pinpoint the nerve endings in, on, or around the penis. They’re designed to simulate the...
Believe it or not, one of my most intense relationships was with someone who lived over 1,300 miles away from me. We chatted casually online for a while until...
Having sex and/or masturbating is one of life’s simple little pleasures, and for a long time it was free. However, that extremely low cost came with an...
Realistic dildos don’t get enough credit. They can transform a person’s sex life, satisfy their fantasies, and then sit in a box at the end of the bed until...
If you already own a vibrator, then you might want to listen to the things I’m about to say. If you don’t yet own a vibrator, you’ve come to the right place. I...
Did you know that some women can’t even get off unless they receive external, clitoral stimulation? That means you can pump like a champ and shake your hips...
Because You Mother-Suckers Don’t Even Know What You’re Missing. There are a lot of good things that can be said about penetration. After all, the...
There came a point when I found myself asking, “Who do I have to kill to bust a decent nut without paying a hooker or pumping until my arm is numb?” Ok...
Setting out to find the best handjob machine on the market is a huge undertaking. With so many options out there, discovering the perfect plaything...
I’m not the kind of person who swears by any particular product while I’m having sex. I’m someone who believes that our Creator gave us everything we needed to...
Metal – it’s the stuff that wet dreams seem to be made of these days. No seriously, there are now dildos made out of steel and that’s not a play on words...
The best spanking paddles aren’t always easy to find. You’d think they’re all the same, with a handle and a flat piece to bruise your boo with a targeted blow...
Most couples, if they’ve been together long enough, have tried just about everything in the bedroom. For some, that can equal major boredom. For others...
For a long time, I kept a big secret from all of my sexual partners: I can’t always get off with penetration alone. In college, I thought it was a sign...
Silicone dildos are relatively new, and it’s because most of us didn’t know we needed one until recently. The tacky, sleazy, low-quality products we had used...
I know that there’s no substitute for real sex and that even virtual reality has a long way to go before it’s perfect. I understand that manual masturbation is...
I’ve been using rabbit vibrators since I first started masturbating without a partner. Sick of how unsatisfying my sex life was, I searched and scoured...
My first taste of pussy was during my freshman year in college. It wasn’t quite what I expected, but it wasn’t terrible either. In fact, it...
