People from all walks of life seem to enjoy anal sex and/or masturbation, but not all of those folks do it right. According to recent studies, a vast percentage of anal play enthusiasts don’t even bother cleaning their canal before go time. And while that habit may not make backdoor pleasure impossible, it can certainly make things a lot more dangerous. After all, the bum tunnel is filled with nasty bacteria that cause skin irritation, allergic reactions, infections or worse. Fortunately modern science has come up with a solution so we can have our sex and actually enjoy it too – the anal douche.
A douching device for the anus is a relatively simple contraption that can be used by both men and women regardless of their comfort zone or experience level. These somewhat rudimentary machines are made to thoroughly rinse out the anal cavity before and after sexual stimulation (especially the kind that results in ejaculation). They come in all shapes and sizes, plus they don’t all function the exact same. In fact, some of the best douches offer more than just water-powered cleanliness or a simplified approach to anal hygiene. Acting a double agents, many modern-day models actually offer pleasure features on top of their ability to flush out your canal.
One such product, the Colt Shower Shot, captured my attention because of its unique construction and overall user-friendliness. Based on what the manufacturer claimed, I expected an extreme internal clean while simultaneously experiencing an intense anal orgasm. So, did the CSS measure up or did I have to supplement with something else? Well, let’s first make sure we’re all on the same page about the subject matter, shall we?
What Is the Colt Shower Shot?
The Colt Shower Shot is a water spraying shower dildo with douching abilities and it has sold millions since its introduction to the market just a few years ago. It’s designed to offer a wide variety of vaginal and/or anal sensations through its innovative and ergonomic form. Shaped and sized just like a real human penis, the CSS provides realistic stimulation and thorough cleanliness at the same time. And because it’s made from high-grade materials, it can survive through countless encounters and can even be used with your favorite silicone-based personal lubricant. Best of all, it was created to fit on 99% of all bath/shower fixtures and can be installed and/or removed without any special skill.
The Main Features
This thing is one of those enemas that pulls double duty so it can be sure to please that booty. It features a 46-inch stainless-steel bidet hose that can temporarily attach itself to 99% of all modern-day shower fixtures. On top of that, it comes with a fleshy, realistic dong that features a series of conveniently placed holes to let water through for a simultaneously thorough clean and intense orgasm. With a pronounced head, human-like veins and a semi-transparent design, the toy attachment is perfect for voyeurs and newbies alike. The dido itself measures 6.5 inches in insertable length and has a 4.25-inch circumference, making it ideal for all sorts of users. And since it’s made for unisex enjoyment, the CSS also comes with water-tight washers to ensure maximum pressure and pleasure no matter how you decide to use it.
What Comes in the Box?
Wouldn’t it be nice if we could buy a sex toy or personal hygiene product and get everything we needed in the box? The Colt isn’t one of those all-inclusive devices, but it can be enjoyed straightaway if you can manage the installation and user instructions as intended. It’s obvious that the manufacturer tried to cut a couple corners, and I have to be honest and say that I wasn’t impressed by the packaging. Either way, here’s what you get for the money:
- The fleshy Colt dildo attachment with dispersed water holes
- The two-way, stainless-steel bidet hose with screw-on valves
- A set of rubber washers for a water-proof seal
- A set of usage and maintenance instructions (just in case)
You might notice how I didn’t mention getting any lube samples or toy cleaning solution. Apparently, the manufacturer assumes you already have that stuff, or at least that you’ll wash the dildo off in the shower after every use. Be sure to do that, or else suffer the uncomfortable and embarrassing consequences. And remember, you don’t have to get a bunch of freebies to enjoy a well-made product.
The Experience
This wasn’t my first time shoving a douche up my anus, but it was certainly the first time I used one with an attached dildo that had strategically placed water pressure holes in it. I guess you could say I didn’t know what to expect but this thing was extremely easy to get used to and, although it didn’t have a bunch of customizable features, still had the ability to deliver precision stimulation to both me and my partner. And unlike the rigid enemas that simply get inserted into the anus with absolutely no realism or flexibility, the Colt made its presence appreciated immediately due to the super soft, silky-smooth dong attachment included.
But let me back it up a bit here (no pun intended). I ordered mine offline, waited the suggested amount of time and then started spying on my mailman like a stalker until he dropped off the unmarked box on my porch. Few things get me more excited than humbly waving at my neighbors as I haul in a big box of butt sex supplies. I popped the top and my purchase was revealed under mounds of protective Styrofoam peanuts – standard packaging, suggestive advertising art, the basics. There was nothing remarkable about the device’s box, but fortunately that’s not why I bought it.
Fast-forward to later that evening when I attempted to assemble the contraption without my partner’s help. There I was, sitting on the edge of my tub reading the instructions like Bob Vila’s rejected assistant when my partner stumbles in from a night with friends. Even in a drunken stupor figured it out, so I guess that either means I’m stupid or the device is easy to install. Either way, I cranked up the water, attached the hose and started getting undressed with eagerly trembling hands. My partner followed suit and we were soon in the throws of passion right there in the shower. Needless to say, my partner sobered up really fast when I started inserting the dildo into his ass.
Because of the water holes and the overall construction of the dong, it was super easy to insert even when there was little to no lube in the picture. I wasn’t a huge fan of the water pressure coming through those holes though (I felt like it could be better or at least adjustable in some way). My partner had no complaints, although this was only the third or fourth time he’d ever experienced a water enema so it’s questionable whether he knew what to look for. The best part about it all was the dildo itself, not the water pressure or the assembly. So, I guess we could technically get away with using a standard dong next time as long as my partner doesn’t mind going without a butthole bath.
The Ups and Downs
As we all know, there’s no such thing as a perfect pleasure product. The sheer diversity of mankind makes that virtually impossible, plus we’re all picky people with unique tastes and tolerance levels. Nobody is ever 100% pleased with their sex toy; and if they say they are, then they’re lying to you. Even the devices that never fail to generate an intense orgasm have a few pros and cons that get ignored because of their efficacy. Still, those factors need considered or else you run the chance of spending money on something you don’t really like. As for the Colt SS, it obviously has its own ups and downs. However, the benefits seem to outweigh the drawbacks. Here are the things I think you need to consider before making it your own:
PROS
- Temporary placement in bath or shower
- Ideal for couples and vaginal or anal use
- Extra long bidet hose for exceptional range of motion
- Realistic dildo attachment for pleasurable self-care
- Rubber washers included for fail-proof water-tightness
- Ergonomic shape and size for optimal versatility
CONS
- Not compatible with strap-on harnesses or shower mounts
- Can only be used with the included dildo attachment
- Contains latex
The Takeaway
They say cleanliness is next to Godliness, so using an anal douche is not only wise it’s also appropriate when you’re experimenting with different kinds of sex. Choosing the best douching product is therefore important whether you’re engaging in intercourse, masturbation or both. The Colt Shower Shot provides the deep cleansing power and the intense internal pleasure that most consumers are looking for. Plus, it’s made from skin-safe materials and it fits on almost all shower fixtures without the need for special skills or equipment. All in all, the CSS enema is a smart purchase for nearly every anal play enthusiast on the planet, especially those who are interested in dual functionality and superb user-friendliness.
