Cleaning the back porch before you have guests over is always expected, so how is the cleanliness of your backside any different? They say that far too many people engage in anal sex and/or masturbation without ever inserting the first douche to ensure proper hygiene, but that makes absolutely no sense to me. We’re totally comfortable with sticking a human penis or a man-made object inside of our rectums, but using an anal douching device is just too weird. Let that sink in for a minute, just like the cleaning solutions and room-temperature water often placed inside the bulb. Adequate rinsing of your backdoor is extremely important before sexual activity, and nobody really cares how uncomfortable you are with it either.
Okay, so some enema manufacturers care about your comfort, but that’s really a privilege and not a right. To get the most bang for your buck, you’ll have to do what I did and test out a few different models until you find a few that work best. You could always know yourself better than the enema maker does, but what’s the fun in that? Cut out the middle man by selecting an anal douche that’s already been tested by someone else. For example, the Electric Aut0-Spray Enema made its way to my house recently and I got to try it out firsthand. So, was it everything I dreamed it would be or did someone trick me into spending my money on a piece of shit product? Well, let’s first make sure we’re all on the same page about what we’re discussing here.
What Is the Electric Auto-Spray Enema?
The Electric Auto-Spray Enema is an anal cleanliness device that’s designed to offer simultaneous benefits to the user. Composed of skin-safe components and featuring tailorable settings, this mighty machine can be enjoyed for both its ability to adequately clean most anal canals and for its exceptionally pleasurable sensations. With automated water jets and a body-conscious size and shape, the EA-S takes sexy hygiene to a whole new level without requiring special skills or equipment for installation. Best of all, it utilizes an integrated power system so you never have to worry about batteries or faucet fittings again. And since it’s designed for handheld use, it’s an ideal option for individuals, couples and even people with mobility problems.
The Main Features
This anal enema is a fully automated model with 5 different speeds of spraying power for you and/or your partner to explore. Ideal for personal use or couple’s play, the Electric Auto-Spray Enema comes with an on-board control interface that’s ergonomically placed for optimal user-friendliness whether in solo mode or with a partner. Each button dictates the intensity at which the water shoots through the 5 jet openings on the top of the insertable shaft, plus the device’s innovate design means there’s absolutely no back flow problems so you can be assured of a thorough clean. And while it may not be made for anal pleasure specifically, the overall size and shape makes this thing a perfect in-shower sex toy.
Not only does it feature a unique nozzle design that allows for a full 360 degrees of use but it also holds up to 200ML of cleaning solution or water so that you can enjoy the sensations for a bit longer than you could with a traditional bulb enema. Made from premium-grade silicone and compatible with any water-based lube in your collection, the EA-S can be enjoyed by anybody regardless of their skin type or experience level. Best of all, it features a USB rechargeable battery and is 100% waterproof despite that fact. The total length of the device is body-friendly too, with 6 inches of insertion available and a user-friendly girth of 1.7 inches at its widest point, making it ideal for newbies and pros alike.
What Comes in the Box?
Today’s best sex toy manufacturers often pride themselves on clever marketing, attractive packaging and top-notch products. Some of them even throw in a few freebies from time to time, but that’s no always the case. Responsible anal douching requires being fully equipped before beginning, and the EA-S gives users everything they need to get started immediately (minus the cleaning solution, of course). Here’s what you get for the money:
- The Electric Auto-Spray Enema
- A USB charging cable
- A set of instructions
What you won’t find in the box is a sample of water-based anal lube or a packet of sex toy cleaner. Apparently, the manufacturer assumes you already have that stuff somewhere in your stash and it’s probably a safe assumption. There isn’t a storage container provided either, so you’ll have to get creative when you’re done using it because the overall design makes it impossible to explain away. And since the soft silicone material attracts lint and debris rather easily, it’s pretty important that you plan ahead before buying this bad boy.
The Experience
My EA-S arrived at the house and I immediately started ripping open the nondescript box it came in without even shutting the front door or waving goodbye to the mailman. I took it over to my kitchen counter and finished tearing away the carboard covering, revealing the prize beneath a mound of packaging. My heart skipped a beat when I noticed that the manufacturer had sent a few special coupons for other products to use with my douche – cleaning supplies, lubrication, etc. It was a nice touch considering how ill-prepared I was for this purchase, but I digress. Knowing I didn’t have to do any complicated installations or anything, I decided to take the toy on a test drive before my partner got home from running errands.
After removing it from the box I sat there and ran my hands over the super soft shaft as the battery charged and admired the non-porous construction and seamless wrap job. Charging took about 45 minutes, and as it finished juicing up I gathered my lubricants and made sure the front door was locked so I could enjoy everything this bad boy had to offer without interruption. Game time began with me disassembling the machine to install cleaning solution into the somewhat generously sized bulb. I could tell immediately that it was going to need several refills before the job was done and I was not wrong.
But aside from having to continually fill up the bulb, that automatic water pressure feature made an enormous difference in how pleasurable the experience was. It’s one thing to have a bulb-style enema, it’s another for that enema to pump itself so you don’t have to. Very cool feature indeed, especially since there were five different intensity levels to choose from. My favorite was somewhere in the middle, where the pressure was strong enough to be felt but the water supply wasn’t depleted nearly as fast. The higher the setting, the more often you have to put water back into the bulb. Other than those minor flaws, the overall concept and execution is amazing.
I’ve had enemas that feel like firehoses and I’ve had some that feel like trickles. The EA-S is right down the middle even on its highest intensity setting, which I thought was a great feature for optimal versatility. The positioning of the water jets is on point too. I like to twist mine around and really fish out the funk if you know what I mean. And while the shaft itself could have been a tad bit thicker for better anal stimulation, the mid-range dimensions did make it easier to convince my partner to give it a try when he got back home.
The Ups and Downs
There is nothing new under the sun, nor is there anything absolutely perfect besides a soul-crushing orgasm and a stiff drink afterwards. When shopping for your next anal douche, try to keep that in mind. You probably won’t find anything that’s without flaw, but at least it’s possible to discover a device that will get the job done without hurting or embarrassing anybody. As for the Electric Auto-Spray Enema, here’s what I think you need to know:
PROS
- Ergonomic design ideal for individuals and/or couples
- Anti-backflow feature for improved safety
- Multiple water pressure speeds to choose from
- USB rechargeable battery
- Fully submersible in water
- Made from hypoallergenic materials
CONS
- Needs constant refilling
- Bulb capacity may not be large enough for a thorough clean
- Solution runs out quickly on the highest pressure setting
The Takeaway
Being picky about what enters your body is understandable, especially when the object is being shoved where the sun don’t shine. Anal douches are a dime a dozen these days, but it makes sense to diligently seek out the best model so you don’t run into any avoidable problems – rashes, bacterial infections, inadequate cleanliness, etc. The Electric Auto-Spray Enema Bulb is made to cut all that out of the equation, with an anti-backflow feature, five distinct power settings and a USB rechargeable battery with an exceptionally long lifespan. So, while it may not have provided the most intense sensations I’ve ever felt, the overall design and convenience of this machine earned it a permanent spot in my anal play sex toy collection.
