Living in a world full of disappointing sexual partners is something we all must deal with. Finding someone to give you the kind of blowjob you’ve been looking for is tough, and convincing them to perform whenever the mood strikes is illegal. Often, the best answer is found in the shape of a male masturbation unit that simulates the sensations of oral sex. Then again, the search for a great device isn’t any easier.
Today’s martial aid market is so full of options that the average man has no idea what to do, where to shop or which device to purchase even if they do finally find their way to the nearest dealer. And when it comes to selecting the best oral sex simulation machine, the stakes are even higher. On the bright side, however, it appears as though a few serious manufacturers have sprung into existence over the last couple of years, including one that originated from a CrowdFunding campaign. Their latest and greatest masterpiece is called the Autoblow A.I. (or the Autoblow 3) and I recently had the opportunity to try it on for size. So, how did my experience turn out and was this toy everything it’s been cracked up to be? Well, let’s first make sure we’re all talking about the same thing.
What is the Autoblow A.I.?
The Autoblow A.I. is an automatic, handheld male masturbation tool that features industry-leading technologies to provide a hyper-realistic experience by mimicking the sensations of oral stimulation. It’s made exclusively for men but is also capable to being used as a marital aid and/or couple’s plaything with the right settings enacted. The AAI gives its user an unmatched level of extreme pleasure through a fully automated, self-teaching control interface, with convenient customization options and added security features for a well-rounded orgasm that removes all the work. And while it may not be the most compact or lightweight MM available (some even say it looks and handles like a computer tower), it’s still an exceptionally powerful device that promises reliable sexual satisfaction on a regular basis.
The Main Features
Hailed as one of the most realistic oral sex machines on the market, the A.I. by Autoblow combines a wide range of user-friendly features with scientifically developed ergonomics and a series of high-tech components. For example, the “A.I.” in its name stands for “Artificial Intelligence,” meaning this bad can actually learn your preferences and behaviors using its integrated on-board programming. It also features an innovative Edging Function which allows you start and stop each masturbation session as you see fit and without losing your favorite setting. As the world’s very first sex toy to incorporate such high-end components into its primary design, the AAI would be impressive even if that was all it had to offer.
Fortunately, the designers integrated tons more user-friendly, orgasm-worthy features into this mighty machine. Not only does this thing utilize a patented-pending penis gripper to improve its overall realism In the silky-smooth and slightly texturized sleeve, but it can also be set to stimulate 250 different spots on the shaft of the penis for some seriously precise pleasure with a little feature called The Pleasure Zone. Best of all, it’s appropriate for all penis sizes and doesn’t require any batteries. I mean, is it just me or is it almost like the manufacturer thought of everything? In my opinion, the only thing missing is a control interface that can sync up with online porn libraries or another sex toy. I guess that just means we’ve got something to hope for.
What Comes in the Box?
Perhaps the most disappointing thing about this toy is its packaging. Truly nothing special and featuring pictures of the machine on every side, the box is relatively large and doesn’t come with a ton of freebies like some of the other male masturbators out there. On top of that, this particular device is one of the most expensive models on the current market. Here’s what you get for the money:
- The Autoblow A.I. unit
- An owner’s manual
- A mouth sleeve
- An AC or DC power adapter
I didn’t get any samples of lube or sex toy cleaner with mine, nor did I receive any special discounts for spare parts, upgrades or other products from the manufacturer. As it turns out, the AAI was created by an innovative group of ambitious individuals so I’ll give them a break this time. Either way, you won’t find any storage for your toy and its box scarcely serves as a substitute.
The Experience
I have had the pleasure of using blowjob machines a time or two, but I can honestly say that the AAI blew my mind more than it blew my penis. Back up the train a bit, I received my package containing the Autoblow A.I. about 10 days after I ordered which was a bit longer than I expected. Still, it came in a rather large container without any markings on it so at least my neighbors assumed I had purchased a new microwave instead of a new BJ maker. I take it inside and undress it like it’s a sexy lady of the night and here it is 3 o’clock in the afternoon. I think I need help.
Fast-forward 10 minutes or so and I have everything out of the box and sitting on my kitchen table. The device itself was much larger than I expected it to be, but I should have known better based on the size of it’s container. Either way, I pick it up to examine it for any noticeable damage and discover that it’s relatively lightweight for such an enormous machine. Pleasantly surprised, I begin doing the necessary assembly to get it up and running – plug it in, install the interchangeable sleeve, fiddle with the various settings, that kind of thing. Everything seemed to work just fine and the buttons were placed perfectly for my horny hands to explore the different modes.
Meanwhile, I slap some warming lube on my dick and anxiously await my hard-on to appear. I obviously had to pop some porn into the DVD player because, unlike some of the other masturbation machines, the AAI wasn’t compatible with online libraries, VR goggles or even other sex toys. Apparently, getting good head is a lonely road that’s not meant for partners anymore. I kind of think I like where this is going. After all, sex machines like this never scrape the shaft of your penis and they never complain about a trigger gag reflex either. The penis gripper made each automatic pump feel just like the real thing, plus the artificial intelligence interface made the entire experience more enjoyable after every use. I don’t know of a single partner with that kind of resume and I’ve slept with a bunch of different people.
Somewhere between the precision stimulation and the device’s inability to die due to a lack of power, I ended up jazzing all over my bedroom floor like there would be a maid coming to clean it up in the morning. The kinds of orgasms generated by this bad boy make a mofo irresponsible. I couldn’t even perform more than once at a time so I had to let the A.I. robots do their thing over a long period of time. Regardless of the wait, my machine eventually got to know me better than some of my best friends. And as sad as that is, I have to remind myself that this thing comes with a warranty from the manufacturer and my friends don’t.
The Ups and Downs
Even innovative inventors and well-equipped perverts create products that fall short in one way or another. Pleasing every single human being on the planet is tough, especially since we all have different needs, wants and tastes. Nothing is perfect and nothing ever will be, so we have to learn to take the good with the bad. Here are the pros and cons I think you need to consider about the Autoblow A.I. before you spend money on it:
PROS
- Great for stamina training
- Generates intense orgasms with life-like oral sensations
- Provides precision stimulation
- Uses interchangable sleeves
- Plug-in power interface requires no batteries or charging
- Made from skin-safe materials
CONS
- Rather large
- Not compatible with other sex toys or online porn databases
The Takeaway
In a world filled with lacking pleasure products it’s nice to finally have something worthy of our undivided attention. Because it’s like nothing else available on the modern-day market, the American born Autoblow A.I. has captured the attention of people from all over the planet, including several mainstream media outlets like Men’s Health Magazine and The India Times. Lovingly referred to as “the oral sex robot,” this device was created by a team of ingenious minds to produce precision pleasure to the penis in a way that simulates an amazing blowjob. In my humble opinion, it achieves all that and so much more, even if it is a relatively expensive, enormous and heavy-weight gadget that resembles an old-school computer tower.
