We see a lot of anal playthings on the sex toy market these days but that kind of variety can be difficult to sort through, especially if you’ve never used a butt plug or if you’re unsure what to look for. It’s tough deciding on a pleasure product no matter what it is, but the taboo attached to anal stimulation prevents so many people from experiencing all that their bodies have to offer. Luckily, some manufacturers have found a way to make backdoor play a bit more acceptable to “them,” and I, for one, am very thankful for it. Their method: Introduce the people to a well-made device with features that actually work with the human body. What has transpired since that revelation is a flood industry filled with more options than you can shake a stick at. In other words, the influx in selection has made it hard for some people to shop.
I used to be one of those people, but then I realized that sex toy shopping is much simpler than I was making it. Define a few criteria ahead of time and soon enough you’ll be masturbating with an amazing product. Heed what the marketers have to say and soon enough you’ll be wishing you listened to me instead. Either way, my research eventually led me to the B-Vibe Trio and I go to use it for the first time last weekend. So, were my predictions correct and did my diligence pay off or was this toy a big, expensive joke? Well, let’s start out by making sure we’re all on the same page.
What is the B-Vibe Trio?
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The B-Vibe Trio is a well-made butt plug with tons of features aimed at stimulating the various erogenous zones within the average person’s anus. Created to provide a well-rounded sexual experience for both partners, the BVT uses a series of powerful functions and features to get the job done. And since it’s designed around the concept of enhancing couple’s play, the toy itself has several high-tech capabilities to make relatively long-distance love-making a reality while simultaneously allowing for solo stimulation.
The Main Features
Not only is the B-Vibe Trio attractive to look at but it’s also enjoyable to use thanks to its many body-conscious features. For starters, it’s made out of silky-smooth skin-safe silicone and it presents as a flexible shaft that can mold itself to the exact shape of your anal canal without coming loose or causing pain. And while it never changes its shape, the Trio finds a way to stimulate several parts of the anus without ever being taken out. The secret sauce is in the trio of motors running through the core of the plug. That unique design feature makes it easier for users to enjoy various kinds of anal orgasms through pinpointing a series of distinct stimulation points inside the anus.
Because of the triple vibrating bullets inside the plug, the most sensitive area of the anus is continually stimulated while the internal p-spot is never forgotten. Meanwhile, the middle bullet relaxes and soothes the nerve endings while supporting the functionality of the other two motors. Together, the powerful vibrations guarantee an orgasm for both men and women due to the basic physics of the human body. Hailed as one of the best butt plugs for couples, this thing puts out such a rumble that its vibrations can be felt by your partner during penetrative play. With 8 intensity functions to play with and 9 modes to explore, this wirelessly controlled sex toy has become one of the hottest selling products in the entire pleasure product industry.
What Comes in the Box?
I always like to get a few freebies in the box with my new sex toys, but I’ve come to realize a few things that have made me wiser and more willing to try toys I might have otherwise ignored in the past. For one, most manufacturers worth their salt don’t sugar-coat their products with unnecessary extras. Instead, they spend every penny on producing the most pleasurable toy and I’ve learned to appreciate that. The B-Vibe Trio is one of those toys, with a manufacturer who lets the product speak for itself. Here’s what comes in the box:
- The B-Vibe Trio butt plug
- A wireless remote control
- A USB charging cable
- An instruction manual
You’ll notice that there wasn’t a tube of anal lubricant or toy cleaning solution mentioned in the list above. Apparently, the maker assumes you already have those things of things lying around your house somewhere. If you’re anything like me (really, really into anal sex and/or masturbation), you have plenty of that stuff on deck before you ever even think about buying your first butt plug. Cheers to you.
My partner and I both have this obsession with anal pleasures, but up until this point we haven’t really used one with a wireless remote control. I thought I was the perverted one until Lover Boy started describing his ideas with this thing. Turns out, I’m about as vanilla as they come compared to him. Either way, we purchased our device from an online shop and waited patiently for it to arrive at our house. About a week later it showed up on the porch in a nondescript box as promised by the distributor. We used no patience tearing open the box, which meant we couldn’t go back and reuse it as a storage container later. Unfortunately, it was at that point we both realized that the toy didn’t come with its own container. Oops.
Meanwhile, I started charging it right away, which gave me and my partner enough time to hop in the shower to prepare. An hour later we were making out like high schoolers when she whispered, “Go get the toy, big boy” into my ear. I didn’t have to be told shit like that twice. I wasn’t even sure if it was being used on me or her, but I didn’t give a damn at that moment. My dick was so hard I thought it was going to rip through the skin like the Hulk rips through a t-shirt. Ten seconds later I’m ramming it into her tight little ass and she’s moaning up a storm. I haven’t even tried the vibrations yet. It was like I was having sex with a virgin.
I turn the vibes on low and she starts to make this low guttural sound from deep in her throat, followed by what sounded like some National Geographic animal noises and an eventual huff as she relaxed totally into the bed while receiving what I could only imagine to be the most intense orgasm she’s ever had. My instincts told me she was spent, and I won’t lie; I was a little disappointed that I didn’t get to play with the other features or even experience the device for myself. But, I suppose that’s what you get when you diligently select your sex toys and then use them like a ninja. It took three hours, two cigarettes and a short nap for my partner to be ready for more. And wouldn’t you know it, I had to use it on her again instead of on myself. I thought this thing was marketed as a couple’s toy.
The Ups and Downs
No matter how hard you look, there will never be a perfect sex toy ever found. I don’t care what a manufacturer says about their product. There’s at least one thing about it that you probably won’t like. And they’re not going to tell you about the flaws of their device because they’re trying to make money. It’s up to you to figure out the ups and downs. Here’s what you need to know about the B-Vibe Trio before you spend any money on it:
- Flexible design for improved comfort and precision
- Medium sized for a variety of user experience levels
- Triple motor vibrations for enhanced stimulation
- Wireless remote control with 30-foot range for couple’s play
- USB rechargeable battery
- Made from skin-safe materials
- Not compatible with other sex toys
- Does not come with storage
- Only splash proof
In general, butt plugs are an extremely pleasurable product because of their innate properties. The human anus is teaming with sensitive nerve endings, so any device that stimulates those nerves is considered a good one. However, certain sex toys stand above the rest and the B-Vibe Trio just so happens to be one of them, at least in my humble opinion. The inclusion of three different vibrating bullets is what set the bar high, but with the non-porous outer covering, the flexible shaft and the wireless remote control, there were very few negative things I could say about this toy. In fact, I’ve caught myself recommending it a time or two and I don’t even talk about my sex life like that. This product is so well made that it’s literally bridging the gap between taboo and mainstream; isn’t that worth something?