Best Double-Ended Dildos: The Doc Johnson Classic Veined Double Header

I try not to be too hard on myself for the fact that I love playing with double-headed dildos, but there are some people who just don’t understand my fascination with them. For one, they allow both people to get off at the same time. For two, they bring a whole new level of kink into the average couple’s bedroom, creating incredibly intense scenarios in their wake. Having been a fan of these things for quite some time now, I pride myself on knowing a good one when I see it. Then again, I’ve been known to eat my words a time or two.

As it turned out, I got one of those surprises last month when my partner brought home the Doc Johnson Classic Veined Double Header – a marvelous monstrosity that I had been dying to try out for a long time. The best part was that I didn’t even know my lover was into that kind of thing. In fact, I think they were more nervous than I was when we finally popped it open. So, did we end up having a meeting of the minds (and genitals) or was the entire situation a wash? Well, let’s make sure we’re all on the same page about the subject matter first.

What Is the Doc Johnson Classic Veined Doubled Header?

The Doc Johnson brand is one of the most popular sex toy manufacturers in all the land, and it’s probably due to their hyper-realistic designs and innovative approach to sexuality. Take their Classic Veined Double Header, for example. It’s a one of a kind dual-ended dildo with extreme versatility and body-friendly ergonomics, making it one of the hottest-selling items on the pleasure product market. Made especially for kinky couples and gay lovemaking sessions, the double DJ is crafted to resemble a real human penis while providing the benefits of synthetics. As a toy geared towards simultaneous safe sex, this bad boy has developed quite the reputation. It is now one of the top contenders among its competition simply because of the fact that it’s so well made and perfectly suited for several types of sex.

The Main Features

The features are many on the DJ Double Header. First of all, it’s one of the biggest double-ended dildos on the current market, with over 17 inches of insertable length to explore. It also has a width of about 2 inches and a satisfying girth of 5.6 inches. Those features alone make it the perfect sex toy for couple’s play and gay sex, but that’s just where the party starts. Apparently, the manufacturer saw fit to add a realistic vein-like texture up and down the entire shaft, thereby providing all riders with an authentic experience each and every time. Best of all, it’s made from a skin-safe, latex-free, non-phthalate PVC plastic, meaning it’s good for all complexions and can be used with just about any kind of lube in your stash.

The toy features a firm inner core that allows you to pinpoint your pleasure zones, but it’s also quite flexible as well. Made in America under the strictest manufacturing guidelines, this bad boy is available in five different colors and can even be bought without the veins. It’s super easy to clean, can be taken into the bath or shower with you, and doesn’t need any special skills or equipment to use. On top of that, the toy itself features two ends of the exact same shape – one which resembles the shape of a real human penis through its use of a bulbous, rounded tip. So while there may be no balls, you can still deck the halls for as long as you see fit.

What Comes in the Box?

Good producers of pleasure products don’t always include a bunch of freebies with their toys. That’s something we’ve all grown accustomed to, but it’s not a reasonable request. At the end of the day, consumers agree to pay the asking price for their favorite dildos because of the properties of the toy itself. Any extras should be considered a favor, not something that makes or breaks you opinion of something. With that said, you don’t get much with this particular DD. Here’s the only thing you get for the money you spend on it (which isn’t very much, by the way):

  • The Doc Johnson Classic Veined Double Header

Not only is the “box” nothing more than a plastic injection mold with a bubble for the toy to sit in, but the product itself doesn’t come with any user information or the first sample of water-based anal lube (which is ideal for a PVC sex toy like this, by the way). You won’t get any sex toy cleaning supplies or even a storage container for the device (as though there were anything in existence big enough to contain this bad boy). As a result of the manufacturer’s thriftiness, you’ll have to come up with your own game plan and play stash. However, you won’t have to worry about the toy needing batteries or recharging because it’s an all-manual product that requires very little in the way of maintenance.

The Experience

We sauntered into the bedroom one Saturday afternoon just before our pizza was put into the oven. With at least 10 minutes to spare before it was even preheated, we figured it would be a good idea to open the container of the double DJ my partner just brought home to see what we were working with. Fast-forward about an hour later and we were not only caught in the throws of passion by our roommate but we were also accused of trying to burn the house down. Needless to say, this toy captured and kept our attention for a little bit longer than we were expecting.

It all started when my partner got the lube out of the bedside table and beckoned me to go on a test drive. What was I supposed to do? Say no? This isn’t that kind of relationship. So, I obediently obliged, stripped off all my clothes and laid down on the bed for instructions. Meanwhile, my partner was over in the corner of the room testing out the toy’s flexibility. I had no idea what was coming next, but my once dull lover suddenly had a weird look in their eye. I gotta admit, I kind of liked it. After all, it’s the look that ended up giving me one of the best orgasms of my life.

I certainly appreciated the veined texturization as we slammed out asses together in feverish lovemaking. The flexibility of the shaft was a nice touch, but it kind of hurt a little bit when we started getting rough because it twerked up into a super sensitive spot inside my body (which felt like a knife going through my gut). I suggest taking it slow when you first start using this thing or someone could get injured. I don’t know about you, but that’s an ER visit I’m not really wanting to make. Overall, it’s a very decent toy with lots of potential as long as you properly prepare and use it as directed.

The Ups and Downs

I’ve been doing this sex toy procurement thing for quite some time now and I have yet to fall in love with a device because it’s 100% perfect. Old pros like me know that there’s no such thing. In fact, double-headed dildos are probably the most difficult pleasure products to make due to their dual-sided design that’s meant to stimulate the sex organs of two people at the same time. That’s some serious pressure, which is why the Doc Johnson Classic Veined Double Header is no exception. It has a few glaring benefits and drawbacks of its own. Here are the things I think you should know and consider before spending any of your money on it:


  • Realistic flesh-like covering
  • Bulbous tip for a more intense insertion
  • Flexible shaft for maximum pleasure
  • Perfect for both vaginal and/or anal sex
  • Veined exterior for optimal friction
  • Easy to clean and maintain
  • Made from skin-safe materials


  • Not ideal for rough sex because of the flexibility
  • Could be too large for some users
  • May have a slight odor from the PVC plastic used in its construction

The Takeaway

You don’t have to be a genius to tell that the Doc Johnson Classic Veined Double Header is exactly what comes to mind when most people think of the words “double ended dildo.” It’s got the telltale markings of a great sex toy: raised and realistic vein texturization, a strong inner core to rigid penetration, a slightly flexible shaft for easier control, a bulbous end for more intense insertion and enough length to fuck four people if it had enough heads. And while it may not come with a bunch of bells and whistles, nor is it made to withstand super rough sex acts, the dual DJ puts the “implicit” back into “simplicity.” By that I mean it’s implicitly designed to make simultaneous orgasms a safe and satisfying experience and it successfully accomplishes that task as long as you use it as intended.

Lovense Max