Fake Pussy

Top 10 Best Fake Pussy & Ass Toys Reviewed In 2022

At A Glance: Our Quick Top 5 Picks for Best Fake Pussies

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THRUST Pro Elite Alana
  • Life-size realistic vagina and ass masturbator in doggie style for a lifelike experience
  • Weighty, stable and in position for play on demand - hands-on or hands-free
  • 2 canals for vaginal and anal penetration - you choose which one to play with first
Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly 2
  • Sex doll with vagina, anus and breasts
  • Perfectly cast and wonderfully textured vagina and anus
  • Beautiful curves, breasts and musculature for an authentic experience
THRUST Pro Elite Tamara
  • Uber-authentic vagina and ass masturbator for solo fun or threesome fantasy couple's play
  • Includes a removable pair of 10 function bullet vibrators for added sensations
  • Heavily textured canals provide intense sensations with every thrust
Dirty Talk Interactive Realistic Vagina
  • Provocative talking vaginal and anal male masturbator
  • Motion-activated voice responds to your thrusts for an immersive realistic experience
  • Headphone jack included so her voice is just for you
THRUST Pro Elite Lexi
  • Medium lifelike sex doll with breasts, vagina and anus to squeeze and thrust into
  • Made from real-feel material weighing 21kg for sturdy, lifelike play scenarios
  • Includes a removable pair of 10-function bullet vibrators for added sensations

Because Your Girlfriend Wants a Romantic Dinner Date First, but You Don’t Want to Put On Pants.

Dating has never been my thing. I had thirty-three girlfriends in high school alone and none of them worked out for more than a month. I don’t know if they failed because of something I did or if it was due to her inability to please me sexually.

After all, I did grow up to be a professional pervert.

Either way, I ended up spending most of my adult life on the single side of things, searching high and low for the best possible orgasm a man can experience.

Most of the time, that involved me jerking off alone in a darkened bedroom with my hand or with some new-fangled sex toy instead of with another human being.

Being a ladies man isn’t exactly something that runs in my family. I’ll give you a prime example: My grandad used to say that the ass and pussy of a woman were the only two things that mattered on her entire body.

And as shitty as that sounds, it actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it, especially if your main objective with a partner is to have sex.

Anyway, he told me that everything else was like power windows on a car; the extra features were nice to have but they weren’t necessary to take a good ride.

And much like my old man’s perspective on life and love, sex with a synthetic ass/pussy combination toy is both elegant and efficient.

Back in the day, admitting that you had sex with a toy of any sort immediately got you ostracized by your friends and family. It was considered extremely taboo, but oh how times have changed.

Fast-forward a decade or two and now the grown folks know all about the perks of reaching orgasm with a high-quality sex toy. Synthetic ass/pussy toys are top-sellers and they have been since the very first one was invented.

This type of play is truly reserved for the professionals pervs among us, no longer thought of as weird but instead seen as the most exquisite way to please your penis.

And that’s precisely why I’ve become such a huge fan of them. It’s also why I found it so important to help you guys find the right one in this massive sea of sexiness.

My Top 10 Best Fake Pussies & Asses in 2022:

I’m not one to kiss and tell, but it’s extremely hard to have sex with a synthetic puss/ass and not brag about it to your friends.

I’ve had some of the most satisfying sex of my life using one of these things, and they’re relatively easy to take care of too (especially when compared to a full-blown girlfriend).

I simply close my eyes and pretend I’m slamming my eager and eccentric cock into someone I’ve been dying to fuck. When I’m done, I clean her up, slide her under the bed and take a nap.

Ass/pussy toys paired with other pleasure products like cock rings, butt plugs, anal beads or prostate massagers make these toys even more on point.

Coupled with Bluetooth connectivity, downloadable porn content and/or virtual reality glasses – don’t even ask.

Better than handheld masturbators by far, fake ass/pussy sex toys even give automatic machines a run for their money and tend to make sex with a real human being a second-class activity.

But to have a similar experience with your new plaything, you first have to pick out the right one. The guidelines above should be enough to point you in the right direction.

Please note that the list below displays all kinds of models and some of them are not very discreet.

So, if you wish to get a toy that is very easy to hide we suggest you reading our guide to our top pocket vaginas.

Just in case you’re still lost in this ocean of orifices, here are my top three favorite synthetic ass/pussy combination sex toys for your consideration:

#1. The THRUST Pro Elite Alana – Best Fake Pussy Overall

BEST FOR POSITION PRACTICE


If you’re in the mood for dual penetration, this budget-friendly booty might be for you. It’s the Pro Elite Alana by THRUST and you can do exactly what the name suggests.

This thing features a juicy waist, curvaceous hips, and enough weight to support your hardest hits.

Plus, you can explore two different holes and experience separate sensations inside their textured canals.

Full-scale and subtly detailed, this fake pussy is perfect for practicing your favorite positions.

PRO: It has a 7.5-inch vaginal canal and a 5.5-inch anal canal for deeper dives.

CON: You can use it in any position, but doggystyle always feels the best.

#2. The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly 2

BEST FOR A FULL-BODIED EXPERIENCE


You can take a tasty triple dip with this sex torso from Pipedream. It’s called the Extreme Fuck Me Silly 2, and there’s a good reason for the name.

With pouty breasts, a realistic vagina, and a cute little butthole, this thing leaves no nut unblown.

It’s also fully submersible in water for easy cleaning, and it features two distinct canal textures for a more realistic ride.

Best of all, the skin is super soft, the curves are dangerous, and the entire shebang can be warmed or cooled before each use.

PRO: It provides a more authentic experience with realistic features.

CON: You may have a hard time keeping it hidden because of the size.

 

#3. The THRUST Pro Elite Tamara

BEST FOR WATCHING THE ACTION


Who needs a clit pump when you have the THRUST Pro Elite Tamara?

She’s one of the most realistic vagina/butt combo toys, plus she houses a set of 10-function bullet vibrators for an enhanced experience.

Her ass is soft and squeezable, her skin is smooth and supple, but her holes are where she really shines. Inside each one is an intricately detailed canal that invites your penis like it’s the guest of honor.

Meanwhile, it’s USB rechargeable so you never have to replace the batteries.

PRO: The Tamara comes with a remote control for kinkier couple’s play.

CON: The batter life isn’t the greatest.

 

#4. The Dirty Talk Interactive Realistic Vagina

BEST FOR RECEIVING PRAISE


Do you like feedback in bed? Are those silent sex toys not cutting it anymore? You’re not alone. And the Dirty Talk Interactive Realistic Vagina can prove it.

When you fuck this fantasy device, you receive praise and worship with each thrust. And it’s better than having a babe in the room because it never tells you how to throw down the D.

There’s even a headphone jack so you can enjoy her sexy moans in total privacy.

Plus, it’s motion activated to create a more realistic sensation.

PRO: It’s USB rechargeable so you can enjoy marathon sessions.

CON: You can’t get it anywhere near water or it would break.

 

#5. The THRUST Pro Elite Lexi

BEST FOR CURATORS OF KINK


You’ve probably never seen a figure more perfect than this. The THRUST Pro Elite Lexi is one of those girls whose curves leave a lasting impression on your libido. But this sex doll has more than just the ideal figure.

She also has a detailed vaginal opening, a textured canal, and a weighted body for better thrusts.

Plus, her holes come with a pair of vibration bullets with 10 distinct functions. And you can recharge them at your will using any standard USB cable lying around your house.

Two words: Low Maintenance.

PRO: Lexi offers up two different entry points for maximum enjoyment.

CON: The remote control requires separate batteries.

 

#6. The Fleshlight Riley Reid Utopia Texture

BEST FOR FULFILLING A FANTASY


This handheld vagina mold was one of the hottest selling sex toys when it first came out. That’s because it’s endorsed by both Fleshlight and Ms. Riley Reid herself.

Plus, the SuperSkin material is as soft as her actual skin, which is perfect since the opening and canal are inspired by her own.

Like the real thing, this corrugated utopia is also temperature responsive and submersible in water. But better than actually fucking Riley Reid, this one features a removable sleeve and is compatible with the hands-free Universal Launch.

PRO: You can use it to experience 3D action with certain devices.

CON: It’s all manual stroking unless you buy extra equipment.

 

#7. The THRUST Pro Elite Paige

BEST FOR PRIVATE PERVERTS


This fake pussy is not going to win any awards for realism, but it comes hard with the fun features.

First, it has two different openings with variable lengths to keep your cock guessing.

Then, it comes with a set of 19-function vibrating bullets to help you further customize the experience. And like other toys from the TRUST magicians, the Pro Elite Paige has a remote control for kinky couple’s play.

You can pump for about an hour without needing to recharge, but don’t get Paige wet with anything other than lube.

PRO: Paige is much easier to store and hide than many other synthetic vaginas.

CON: Her relatively lightweight form can make rough sex challenging.

 

#8. The Utensil Race Proof 005 Zhang Xiao Yu’s Realistic Pussy Masturbator

BEST FOR BEGINNERS


This flexible male masturbator is one-of-a-kind. That’s because it’s molded to look and feel exactly like Zhang Xiao Yu’s pretty pussy. And while you only get one hole, it’s soft and stretchy material can still satisfy every desire.

Her holes are completely waterproof for aquatic fun, easy to clean for beginners, and accommodating to most penis sizes.

Plus, the internal texture features three distinct pleasure zones so you can customize your experience even more.

So, if practice makes perfect, then this might be the best place to start.

PRO: It’s ideal for discreet traveling thanks to its flexible form.

CON: Just like the real Zhang Xiao Yu, this toy can’t handle extra-large dicks.

 

#9. The THRUST Pro Elite Alicia

BEST FOR THREESOME SIMULATION


It’s getting a little scary what some of these sexy toy manufacturers can simulate.

Take the THRUST Pro Elite Alicia, for example. Not only is it exceptionally realistic but it also features the three most important things on any sexual partner.

With a tight pussy, an even tighter ass, and tits for days, this thing covers all the bases.

Plus, it weighs about 16.5 pounds to handle rough sex while still being super easy to clean and store. And in case you were wondering, it’s 100% waterproof too.

PRO: You can dress it up with some sexy lingerie for enhanced realism.

CON: There are no internal vibrating bullets like there are in other THRUST pussies.

 

#10. The THRUST Pro Elite Katya

BEST FOR THE SNAP-BACK


Enjoy a naughtier ride and a smooth snap-back with this velvety-soft cushion for your pushin’. Play with Katya’s squeezable cheeks and a pouting pussy or get lost in her backyard.

Both canals are super tight and feature separate textures, which is only half of the surprise.

This THRUST Pro Elite model is one of the only fake pussies on the market to have such dangerous curves inside. It’s also waterproof for easy cleaning and maximum stimulation.

Plus, the unique form can create a slight twerk when you hit it from just the right angle.

PRO: The vaginal opening is detailed enough for simulated oral sex.

CON: It can be relatively difficult to grip during rough sex.

What Is a Fake Vagina/Ass?

It’s not hard to define a pussy/ass combination sex toy, nor is it difficult to recognize one when you see it. Similar to a handheld male masturbator, pussy/asses feature a texturized canal that’s designed to look and feel like real human genitalia.

Uniquely, however, pussy/ass combos have two distinct holes to explore, plus they have other features that you simply cannot find on a handheld jerk-off machine or pocket pussy.

In fact, the most definitive part of the ass/pussy sex toy is its overall shape which is not only made to resemble an attractive partner but also crafted to provide similar sensations as well.

All in all, ass/pussy toys are the perfect product for men who already enjoy using sex toys but who want to take things to the next level.

Why Use a Fake Pussy?

Why should you consider using a synthetic pussy/ass, even if you don’t already enjoy masturbating with sex toys?

Well, because masturbating with your hand is just child’s play, for one.

For two, synthetic pussies and asses can give you one thing that your relationship cannot and that’s the freedom to have sex any way you please without regard for the feelings or desires of the other person.

These are literally the most self-centered sex toy on the market, and I for one like it that way.

Sometimes, you just need to get your whole body involved to bust the kind of nut you’re looking for. A whole hip thrust can do wonders for the quality of your orgasm.

A fake pussy/ass is the truth – mind-blowing, convenient, and a worthy addition to your existing sex toy collection.

No special equipment or skills are required either. In fact, having sex with a synthetic ass/pussy is a lot like listening to nostalgic 90’s music. You can do it; put your back into it.

Well-made synthetic pussy/ass combos don’t just suffice in a sexual pinch.

In many cases, they end up replacing a real human relationship simply because of their user-friendliness and reluctance to whine when the smell of your B.O wafts through the room.

Sprinkle on the fact that some of these toys do things that no human vagina can ever do and you have the recipe for a sexy social wedge that nobody seems to be complaining about.

In my somewhat unlimited personal experience, I’ve seen synthetic pussy/ass toys pull off the following 7 things:

  1. Provide Adequate Prep for Upcoming Sex with a Partner – They say most men last between two and five minutes in the sack, but the average woman takes about 20 minutes to reach orgasm. The disparity there can be mitigated more easily than you think, plus it makes prep time a lot more fun. If you pre-game it with a good synthetic pussy/ass combo toy you’re likely to last longer when it’s time to please your partner.
  2. Offer the User Ample Stamina and Endurance Training – With the right canal texture and technique, a high-quality synthetic ass/pussy combo can be used to improve your endurance in the sack. Regular use with plenty of lube might do the trick on its own, but add a vibrating cock ring or prostate stimulator into the mix and watch out. Your ejaculate will fly out of the tip of your dick at the speed of light, Rocket Man.
  3. Help Long-Distance Relationships Flourish – The modern world is filled with long-distance love affairs with lots of promise, but many of them fizz out due to a lack of sexual connection. Dirty talk on the phone can only get you so far when you’re stuck masturbating with your typing hand. A good ass or pussy sex toy can make all the difference in making the encounter much more enjoyable for everybody.
  4. Support Fidelity in Monogamous Long-Term Relationships – Whether you’re far apart or close together, staying sexually satisfied can be hard in a long-term relationship. It’s normal to have urges and feel tingles down below, but it’s not normal to break a person’s heart because of infidelity. Ass/Pussy combo toys help keep the cheating bug at bay while allowing the user to safely experiment with various sexual fantasies (sans divorce papers).
  5. Make Fantasies Become Realities – Speaking of which, synthetic ass/pussy play can instantly transform the way you masturbate to porn. This is especially true if you get a model that’s been molded after the innards of a famous celebrity. Yes, those things exist, but we’ll get to that soon.
  6. Promote Better Sex Positioning and Stroking – They say practice makes perfect, so why not work on your stroking and poking with a fake pussy and ass before you attempt it on a live, unsuspecting human being? Get your rhythm down to a science, elevate your stamina game and perfect that perverted position you’ve been wanting to try before someone gets hurt.
  7. Serve as Hilarious Gag Gifts (That Typically Get Used Later in Secret) – My first experience with a synthetic ass/pussy combo sex toy was when I received one as a gag gift for my 21st birthday. I laughed and put it aside, but later that night my sex life was forever changed. That’s probably how it starts with most men, at least guys who aren’t brave enough to admit this shit is super sexy.

Take advantage of all the benefits of having sex with a synthetic ass/pussy while they’re still inexpensive enough to afford on a pauper’s salary like yours.

Fortunately, you don’t have to be rich to afford a well-made sex toy that opens as many doors as these things do.

All you need, to be quite honest, is a road map to get you through all the clever marketing ploys and fake customer reviews.

Lucky for you, I have just the thing. Let’s continue.

The Top 5 Ways to Tell If That Fake Pussy  Is Worth It or Not

Choosing the right ass/pussy combination sex toy is no walk in the park, nor was sitting through an entire conversation with my grandfather. We’ve all been through hard times, but I’m going to try making things a little easier for us all if you don’t mind.

Let’s discuss the things you need to know about yourself first:

  • Your Penis Size – Understand that the size of your penis is going to affect a lot of things in your life, including how much fun you get to have with luxury sex toys like these.
  • Your Weight – When it comes to pussy/ass combos, your body weight will play a significant role in how safe, easy and convenient it is to use.
  • Your Skin Type – Not all sex toys are made from the same materials, meaning some of them can cause serious skin irritations and allergic reactions if you’re not careful.
  • Your Favorite Lube – Those lubes in your stash might be great for other occasions, but you’ll want to make damn sure you have something compatible with your new ass/pussy toy.
  • Your Intended Uses – Whether buying one of these things for yourself, a partner or as a gag gift, be clear about your intentions before spending any money. Believe me, it will matter.

You do know that you don’t have to settle on the very first ass/pussy you stumble across, right? A certain level of discernment is required here, plus your picky dick will probably appreciate it.

Know what one of these things is and/or having an appreciation for their awesomeness is one thing; understanding how to tell the good from the bad is another.

I plan to equip you with everything you need to get this done as quickly as possible, but you have to be willing to listen to me.

In my experience, which is rather extensive, the following 5 things are what people should be looking at and/or considering when shopping for their first (or next) synthetic ass/pussy combo toy:

  • The Dimensions

Your ideal pussy and ass sex toy will have dimensions that pair well with your unique body type.

Dimensions of ass/pussy combos typically include things like total size, canal length, canal circumference and weight.

That information is usually listed on the box that the toy comes packaged in, but sometimes you’ll have to go to the manufacturer’s website to find it.

Measure your height and weight before comparing it to any sex toys just to make sure you don’t pass up the perfect product or fall in love with the wrong one. No matter what you do, though, don’t skip this step.

There’s nothing worse than making a full-strength thrust into an ass or pussy that doesn’t fit your dick.

Remember, the best synthetic ass/pussy combo toys offer more than enough space for the average sized penis while still being tight and texturized enough to coax anyone’s ejaculate from its secret dwelling place.

  • The Density

Keep in mind that you’re most likely going to be thrusting pretty hard into your new pussy/ass sex toy, so the density of the materials thereof is extremely important.

A model that’s too lightweight will fly all over the place when you fuck it.

On the contrary, a model that’s too heavy will be difficult to maneuver into different positions. Find a goldilocks toy by considering the materials with which it was made.

Pro tip: Measure your and/or your partner’s weight and then divide it by 1/5 to determine whether the toy you like will stand up to the test of your testicles.

  • The Canal Quality

Not all ass/pussy sex toy canals are the same and that’s a very good thing. Many are made to either resemble or feel exactly like a famous porn star, including some of the biggest names in the industry.

The best part about having sex with a pussy/ass combo, as opposed to a standard handheld masturbator, is the access to either a vagina or an anus.

Furthermore, high-quality canals usually feature amazing textures and most are ergonomically angled to promote optimal masturbation technique.

Look for stuff like dual canals, angular positioning, and porn-star inspiration for the best fit.

  • The Materials

Ass/Pussy combo toys that are worth your time and money will be made exclusively from high-end materials such as TPE, silicone or elastomer.

Never settle for anything less, mostly because lower-quality materials either won’t work with your favorite lube, won’t stand up against your fervent thrusting, won’t feel good on your skin or all of the above.

Materials matter whether you like to think so or not. Don’t believe me? Imagine having sex with sandpaper. Case closed.

  • The Appearance

Last but certainly not least, look for an ass/pussy combo sex toy that actually looks good. Many are made with function taking precedence of fashion, but a good model will have both qualities in equal and appropriate proportions.

Looks for things like labial folds, wrinkling, fleshy colors and pubic hair (rare) to find the best option.

On the other hand, when it comes to the appearance of your sex toys, personal preference is what will matter the most.

Go for a product that incites curiosity and passion; that’s my best advice.

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The End Game

It’s not always easy being sleazy, nor is it a simple task to pick out the perfect synthetic ass/pussy combination sex toy.

However, doing this is a whole lot better than trying to get that hot girl to go out with you.

And while the initial price of these things may be somewhat shocking to many consumers, think of it this way: At least you’re not having to pay for a fancy dinner anymore.

Synthetic sex toys come in an extremely wide variety, and ass/pussy products are no exception. The key is find the one that has all the features you and/or your partner need to have a safe and satisfying sexual experience (hopefully more than once).

If that calls for a heavy-weight, silicone-based, porn-star-molded synthetic ass/pussy toy with dual canals and a pair of hyper realistic orifices, then so be it. It’s still a better love story than Twilight.

Fake Pussy FAQs

How Do I Clean a Fake Vagina?

Cleaning your synthetic pussies is easy. But you should always read the owner’s manual first just in case.

Most of the time, you can clean out the debris with a quick water bath.

However, it’s probably best to follow up with a non-abrasive, hypoallergenic sex toy cleaner as well.

Then, let your fake vagina dry before putting it back into storage. And remember, the more textured the canal, the more time you’ll have to wait for it to drain.

Is There a Special Way to Store My Synthetic Pussies?

Sex dolls and synthetic vaginas aren’t hard to store unless they’re big or heavy.

Luckily, the larger models usually come with a storage container for safe keeping.

Either way, it’s best to store these devices in a temperature-controlled environment. That’s because exposure to extreme hot or cold temperatures can damage the material or electrical components.

Also, don’t let your toy around moisture in storage even if it’s waterproof. Standing water can breed bacteria that can transfer to your body during sex.

So, always wash the surface and rinse out the canal before each session.

Which Type of Lube Should I Use for This?

Usually, high-end sex toys require quality lubrication to ensure their longevity.

So, most manufacturers recommend using water-based lubes during sex or masturbation. Water lubes are gentle on the skin and won’t damage your device.

However, silicone-based and oil-based lubes can. Before getting busy, check the owner’s manual for more information.

Can a Fake Pussy Hurt Me?

A fake pussy can’t hurt you, but you can hurt yourself. You can damage your playthings too, so be careful.

If you masturbate without enough lube, you could cause an irritation on your skin.

Furthermore, unclean sex dolls are notorious for causing infections. And allergic reactions aren’t rare if you don’t know your skin type.

So, use great lube generously, stay clean, and follow the directions in your user’s manual when cleaning and storing your stuff.

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