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My intentions have always been good in relationships, but regardless of my efforts I have been perpetually single for the last year and a half. The stash of sex toys next to my bed has grown in proportion to my lack of physical intimacy, and the things I’ve done in this room are nasty enough to make a hooker blush. Either way, even the best songs come to an end. In other words, I’ve exhausted my imagination and need accessories to make my experiences better. That’s why I started looking for add-on products in the first place. What can I say; some people are hard to please.
Being the owner of so many Fleshlight brand masturbators meant one thing: I had to begin my search for the perfect accessory my stalking their inventory. I eventually settled on the Shower Mount because it seemed fun and fitting for my current lifestyle. So, did it make me want to love again or am I filled with hate and regret? Well, let’s make sure you know what I’m talking about first.
What Is the Fleshlight Shower Mount?
The Shower Mount by the well-known Fleshlight brand is nothing more than a convenient sex toy accessory that allows you to hump and pump to your heart’s content in the comfort of your bath tub without having the device slip out of your wet hands. It gets attached to the wall of your shower and can hold any full-sized Fleshlight masturbator at varying angles to ensure maximum penile stimulation. Made for men who like to experiment with different sensations and situations and ideal for people with mobility limitations, the FSM is both practical and functional if not fashionable as well. And because it’s sold by one of the world’s most trusted manufacturers, the construction is extra sturdy and supremely durable to ensure an optimal experience for whoever uses it.
The Main Features
Fleshlight is notorious for creating integrated products and their Shower Mount is no exception. First of all, it features a suction cup base so you don’t have to worry about complicated installation processes and/or damage to your property to use it. Secondly, it has an adjustable arm that allows users to customize the angle at which they engage their toy for some wet and wild hands-free fun. And last but certainly not least, this thing makes ad hoc masturbation sessions easier than ever with its ergonomically positioned on/off switch that releases the suction instantly for quick removal. Furthermore, the accessory’s compact shape and size helps tremendously when it comes to storage and discretion, not to mention the fact that it doesn’t look like anything kinky in the first place.
What Comes in the Box?
Sex toy accessories are typically at the bottom of the food chain, which means they generally don’t come with a bunch of extras or freebies in the box. You basically get what you pay for, with the manufacturer assuming you’ve already purchased the compatible toys and necessary equipment ahead of time. With that said, don’t get your hopes up when you unbox the Fleshlight Shower Mount, even if you’ve grown accustomed to the way that brand spoils you with complimentary gifts. Here’s what you’ll find inside the package:
- The mount
- A set of instructions
- A manufacturer’s warranty registration card
The mount itself is extremely versatile thanks to the intuitive design and wing nut adjustability, but you won’t get the adapter needed for your Flight and GO masturbators so plan ahead if that’s what you plan to use. You also don’t receive any lube samples or toy cleaning supplies, which means you’ve got to stock up before the party or use your time in the shower to wash up. There’s no storage container either, by the way.
I’m not the kind of person who makes up my mind about a product before thoroughly trying it out. Not only is that kind of habit unfair but it also does me no favors when it comes time to shop for something new. Honesty and objectiveness are the best policies, which is why I always use the same basic criteria when sizing up a new sex toy accessory. The Fleshlight name may be popular but that doesn’t mean their Shower Mount escaped the clutches of my lofty standards. Here’s how it measured up against my expectations:
- The Compatibility
I learned about the need for an adapter the hard way when trying to use the mount with my Flight series model. I should have known that specialty masturbators would need something extra, but then I was surprised to learn that the mount works perfectly with all the Fleshlight Girls devices and I was immediately throwed. My collection consists of about six different toys from the brand, so it was time for me to upgrade my accessories anyway. I had no idea I was getting myself a product that would become a permanent fixture on my shower wall, and it’s not because I couldn’t get it off. It’s because I couldn’t stop trying it with new toys.
- The Practicality
For an accessory made for one reason only – simplify masturbation, the Fleshlight Shower Mount is an extremely practical product. I have a few issues with my back after a work accident many years ago, and it really didn’t start bothering me until I began trying new things in the sack. My favorite thing about this product is that it allows me to thrust at any speed or intensity level without budging, plus it’s fully adjustable so I didn’t have to bend in uncomfortable ways just to make it work. Considering the fact that it’s compatible with so many of my toys too, I believe the FSM to be one of the smartest purchasing decisions I’ve made all year.
- The Functionality
I really appreciated the fact that I didn’t have to ruin the walls of my shower to use this thing. That suction cup design was a really good idea, and the on/off switch that releases the pressure is a nice touch too. The only complaint I had was that the cup slides around just a little bit when you’re not careful. I found out later, though, that it was because my shower wall was grimy when I placed the mount. My suggestion is to keep things clean so you can get as dirty as you want without fucking your toy down the side of your tub like me. Once I wiped things down a bit, the suction cup worked just fine.
- The Sensations
The mount itself doesn’t deliver any unique sensations, but what it does is so much more important than that. Fleshlight brand toys are already pretty amazing in my book, but they were always lacking something. The Shower Mount makes it possible to dig deep into the textures of the sleeve, plus it increases the realism when masturbating with life-like orifices and inserts. It made me fall in love with my favorite toys all over again, and to me, that’s the best feeling in the world. I combined my experience with the Sleeve Warmer a few times and let me just say that I’m not too worried about being single anymore.
The Ups and Downs
Sex toy perfection is virtually impossible, which means the accessories that go with them aren’t flawless either. Nothing will ever compare to sex with a live partner (besides maybe some kink with a super high-tech sex doll), but manufacturers are working hard to make it as close to the real thing as possible. Meanwhile, we have things like the Fleshlight Shower Mount being invented and we’ve got to take inventory of its worth before someone gets hurt. Fortunately, this product is completely safe to use and requires no special skills. Still, it has a few ups and downs that need to be carefully considered. Here are the things I think you need to know before spending any money on it:
- Simple suction cup installation
- Easy removal for improved safety
- Adjustable angles for better versatility
- Compatible with Fleshlight brand masturbators
- Fully submersible in water
- Made from hypoallergenic materials
- Covered by manufacturer’s warranty
- Adapter needed for certain masturbator models
- Limited positioning options possible
- Not compatible with non-Fleshlight masturbators
You may be able to fully enjoy those Fleshlight brand masturbators in your collection, but have you ever tried to use one while taking a shower? No, you probably haven’t, and it’s because you don’t own the compatible Shower Mount. It’s a very cost-effective sex toy accessory that broadens your horizons in more ways than one, plus it works with just about everything in your stash minus a handful of unique devices that only need an adapter. I’d venture to say that this product is likely the answered prayer for millions of men; I know it certainly was for me. The product is practical, functional, sensational, and versatile – the four things I always look for in a relatively unnecessary spare part. Overall, this is a smart purchase in more ways than one, and it’s the perfect party favor for anyone who already owns an FL toy.