Strap-ons are a celebrating of sexuality. They’re practical, functional and sometimes fashionable too. I’ve been using them in some capacity for at least a decade, and they’ve always been one of my favorite accessories because they instantly enhance the experience in ways that neither the natural body nor the sex toy can. I shutter to think about what people were forced to use back in the day, so I try to remain focused on the future. After all, the idea of strapping something directly to your waist for sexual enhancement hasn’t always been around. Once upon a time, mankind took what it could get and used every single marital aid with their bare hands.
It’s a good time to be alive when the number of options equals more than the numbers on your bank statement. It’s also very frustrating to find the right one, but that doesn’t make it impossible. Having had my fair share of experience with strap-on harnesses, I knew precisely what to look for. When I first laid eyes on the Spareparts Deuce Harness, my first impression was that it would fit the bill just right. I immediately bought it, brought it home, and abused it just to make sure I got my money’s worth. So, did I feel justified for the purchase or am I still looking for the receipt? Well, let me make sure you know what product I’m talking about before I answer that question:
What Is the Spareparts Deuce Harness?
Spareparts is a brand that’s well-known for its production of high-end sex toy accessories, most notably for their couples-friendly selection that includes the Deuce Double Penetration Strap-On Harness we’re talking about today. The DDP Harness is designed primarily for men, but it can also be worn by women who like to use two different dildos or vibrators when stimulating a partner. Made from luxury-grade materials and featuring industry-leading ergonomics, this lower body add-on is ideal for a wide variety of activities, including double penetration and male or female chastity.
The Main Features
As a simple yet sophisticated strap-on harness, the Deuce has plenty of features yet none of them get in the way of the product’s functionality or effectiveness. It features a twin ring design, which means there’s room for your favorite dong plus your own manhood (or two dongs if that’s how you roll). Each of the insertion loops is elastic too, designed to mimic the performance of a cock ring by helping the wearer stay erect for longer. The overall construction is solid and sturdy, with layered and double stitched skin-safe materials that create air pockets for superior comfort. Best of all, it’s one of the best looking harnesses available, complete with an attractive patent leather belt and a soft, satin-like pouch for the penis or balls.
Furthermore, the harness itself acts as a chastity device and stamina support system when a compatible, flared-base dildo isn’t around. Its stretchy O-rings hide the convenient glans sack that’s designed for added safety and comfort. However, the rings are on full display at the front of the harness and each has a different measurement. The entire contraption is hand washable and features a flexible Spandex underlayer that fits sizes 4 through 28 (or between 20 and 50 inches in diameter) with a double adjustable strapping system – one made of Velcro and the other featuring customizable clasps.
What Comes in the Box?
Sex toy accessories are notorious for arriving at your house with little to nothing besides the purchased item in the box and that’s because they’re at the bottom of the food chain. Manufacturers don’t want to send a bunch of freebies with their add-on products because this is when the customization process commences. It makes no sense to provide people with a load of crap they can’t or won’t use. With that said, good products always come with everything you need to begin using it as intended right away. The Spareparts Deuce DP Strap-On Harness is no exception. This thing only comes with the adjustable harness and a sleek storage bag for when it’s not in use. Everything else will have to be purchased separately, including the dildos and sex toys you plan to install.
The Experience
While it doesn’t take any special skills to properly use a strap-on harness with a dildo or vibe, the habit does require a keen sensibility when it comes to expectations and realities. No harness known to man is perfect and none of them can fully substitute for a live partner. But, when used right and coupled with the ideal sex toy, these things can revolutionize the way someone enjoys sex and/or masturbation. With that said, I always judge similar products with the same basic criteria to keep things fair (and to help me find exactly what I’m looking for). I suggest you do the same by checking out how the Deuce DDP Harness performed for me:
- The Compatibility
Most adjustable strap-on harnesses are compatible with a wide range of penetrative sex toys, but this one only holds specialty shaped dildos and vibrators. There are no pockets for bullet vibes and you can’t use it with dongs that don’t have expanded ends on them, but the dual O-rings made it versatile enough for my love life at least. I could use it with male and/or female partners and many of the toys in my collection fit through the holes with no problem.
- The Practicality
As long as you’re into double penetration, this is the harness for you. It’s probably not ideal for people who aren’t ready for that much sexual intensity, although its overall design makes practical for couples who want to engage in hands-free fun without involving their own genitals. The dimensions were on-point as well. Between the Velcro, the Spandex and the adjustable straps, it didn’t slip on my waist at all. Its best use, in my opinion, is for people who enjoy having several different play options so even if you’re not a fan of DP you can probably still find a purpose for it in your bedroom.
- The Functionality
It functioned as expected – a tight fit around my waist, breathable materials so my balls didn’t start to stink mid-game, a pocket for my tired boys to rest. It could have had features to allow for a more extended library of sex toy use, but I’m not complaining because it fit more than half of my existing collection which meant I didn’t have to purchase any extra equipment to start using it. My partner is extremely tiny, however, and the straps just wouldn’t tighten enough to create a secure fit. That’s pretty much my only qualm with its functionality.
- The Sensations
The sensations delivered by this product depend heavily on the person wearing it and the dildo attached to it. Considering the fact that so many different toys can be used, it’s hard telling whether you’ll have a good time with the DDP Strap-On Harness or not. Spareparts is a brand known for their body-conscious designs, but you’ll still need to generate your own ocean motion to make it work as intended. It’s for hands-free play but by no means does that equal laziness and apathy. Get your head in the game if you want the most bang for your buck with this one.
The Ups and Downs
I’ve come to find out that my opinion about a sex toy or accessory doesn’t matter one bit to someone who hasn’t had time to fully size up the products in their shopping cart. Furthermore, what seems amazing to me might be the stuff of nightmares to someone else. It’s all about perspective, but the only way to get the right perspective is to examine the various pros and cons associated with a product. They all have flaws, nothing is perfect, and it’s about time you started shopping like an adult. Here are all the things you need to consider before spending any money on the DDP Strap-On Harness by Spareparts:
PROS
- Compatible with suction cup dildos and vibrators
- Can accommodate most penis sizes
- Adjustable straps for superior comfort
- Secondary clasps for enhanced security
- Doubles as a cock ring and chastity device
- Can be used by men as well as women
- Made from skin-safe materials
CONS
- May not fit all body types
- Not waterproof or machine washable
- Sex toys sold separately
The Takeaway
Obviously, sex toy accessories aren’t completely necessary to enjoy those devices in your stash. However, they do present the opportunity to make things a lot more interesting. Good harnesses can be hard to find, especially when a manufacturer is all about pleasing as many people as possible. Versatility usually goes right out the window with specialization, but the Spareparts brand has done an excellent job of integrating the two ideas into their Deuce Double Penetration Strap-On Harness. It’s not only well made but it’s also perfectly suited for a wide variety of users and purposes. Overall, I think it’s the ideal purchase for any man (or woman) who wants to experience or provide extreme sensations without using their hands to do it.
