Bondage is a very delicate thing that requires high-end pleasure products at arm’s reach. It takes trust, preparation and safe words too. However, I learned the hard way to being improperly equipped for a BDSM scene is bad news. It made me look like a bloody idiot, so I won’t be doing that again anytime soon. My attention has been put towards supplementing my sex toy collection, starting with the ‘All You Need’ Bondage Kit by Lovehoney because it’s a trusted brand and the kit is enormous So, was I happy about the money I spent on this massive product or am I massively pissed because I feel ripped off? Well, let me start by making sure you know what I’m talking about before I answer that question.
What Is the Lovehoney ‘All You Need’ Bondage Kit?
The Lovehoney company is well-known for its massive selection of high-end sex toys and accessories of every kind. Their ‘All You Need’ Bondage Kit is no exception with its impressive variety of much-needed items for an exciting sexual experience. Designed for kinky couples who want to experiment with various sensations, this kit is also ideal for individuals who desire an upgrade to their existing collection. And since it’s all crafted out of high-quality materials and packaged for discretion and convenience in mind, there are virtually no limits to the things you can do with it. Overall, it’s the perfect product for beginners who want to explore their personal and/or relationship boundaries, although BDSM experts might find pretty it useful as well.
The Main Features
The ‘All You Need’ Bondage Kit by Lovehoney seems to possess all the components a consumer would want in a grouping of sex toys and accessories. First of all, it features 20 different pleasure producing items inside a compact, commercial-style box. Secondly, each of the items contained within are crafted out of skin-safe materials that are both long-lasting and easy to maintain. The kit also has products not generally used during a typical BDSM scene, including self-pleasure toys like a dildo, a bullet vibrator and a male masturbation sleeve. Best all, this collection is integrative both with itself and other bondage products that the user might own, with appropriately placed O-rings for enhanced fetish play and adjustable fittings for increased versatility.
Furthermore, all pleasure products in this kit feature body-friendly measurements and industry-leading ergonomics. For example, the included dildo has a flared, suction cup case that makes it harness compatible, plus its dimensions are 3 inches at the base 5 inches in circumference. The male masturbation sleeve has a 1.25-inch canal diameter with a 6-inch insertable length. The mini bullet vibe and p-spot/g-spot stimulator are just as ideal too, although they require separate AA batteries that aren’t included. However, the entire shebang is completely waterproof and each of the vibrating toys offers a variety of speeds and intensity levels to explore via the twist-base control interface on the bottom of each one.
What Comes in the Box?
Lovehoney generally offers a more intuitive approach to sex toy shopping, so I wasn’t surprised to learn about how many items were stuffed inside the relatively tiny box. You don’t get any lube samples and you’ll have to find your own batteries, but the mass of products provided is downright impressive for the price. For someone who has been enjoying bondage for quite some time now, it was nice to have the opportunity to finally upgrade my stash all at once with a high-quality kit. It didn’t have everything needed, but it was close. Here are all the things you’ll get:
- A silky, elastic blindfold for sensory deprivation
- A rubber flogger whip for spanking
- A stainless-steel pinwheel for pain play
- A beginner’s collar for power play training
- A set of chained, adjustable nipple clamps
- A pair of nipple ring clamps for advanced play
- A clitoral pleasure clamp for external stimulation
- A 5.5-inch breathable ball gag for silencing subs
- A 7-function bullet vibrator
- A splash-proof G-spot vibrator
- A “disposable” double-looped, vibrating cock ring for enhanced longevity and pleasure
- A transparent, texturized penis stroker for better hand jobs
- A realistic 6-inch suction cup dildo
- A 3-crown silicone anal bead string
- A Slimline silicone butt plug for beginner exploration
- A 5-meter bondage rope made out of silk
- An under-the-mattress restraint system for a 4-point spread and improved control
- A set of adjustable ankle cuffs
- A set of adjustable wrist cuffs
- A set of 73-gram silicone jiggle balls for Kegel training
By the way, I didn’t find a storage container for the items in this kit and that was a big disappointment. I mean, there are simply too many toys and accessories to keep track of and I feel like the manufacturer would have picked up on that and sent along a zipper case or drawstring bag at the very least. Much to my chagrin, the care and maintenance provisions were extremely weak. You don’t even get a packet of sex toy cleaner despite this kit having several toys for anal pleasure, plus there aren’t many instructions for the individuals toys so you have to sort of know what you’re doing ahead of time.
The Experience
Experience is everything when it comes to playing with BDSM, but lots of experience often turns into bitterness when you’re observing or experimenting with a new product. Knowing what you’re doing and what to look for are two different things, and no amount of experience can save you from a poorly made product with a clever marketing campaign. The best way to size something up is to hear someone else’s real-life story with it. Hopefully, that person also uses a set of basic criteria to compare each product like I do. Either way, here’s how the Lovehoney ‘All You Need’ Bondage Kit performed for me:
- The Dimensions
There are way too many different toys in this kit to speak subjectively about dimensions. However, the overall size and shape of all the accessories were just as expected – ideal for the average sized person but probably not good for folks who fall on either side of the body type spectrum. The adjustable settings on some of the items made it slightly more versatile than that, but you get what I’m saying. This collection is most likely best for beginners or for pros who know exactly what they’re doing.
- The Materials
The silicone on the sex toys is pretty run of the mill – nothing fancy like a big-name manufacturer might use (Think: SuperSkin, FantaFlesh, etc.). It’s soft enough though and works well with a good water-based lube. As for the plastic and metals, they’re all rather standard as well. I suggest being careful how much you pull on the chains because I noticed that they can bend or break easily under extreme weight. The Velcro and security clasps helped tremendously on the arm/ankle restraints, plus the fabrics were noticeably high-quality and easy to wash.
- The Sensations
Bondage, dominance, sadism and masochism – otherwise known as BDSM – has been a favorite pastime of mine since 1376. Being able pull off all the kinky things rolling around in my brain has been an issue every now and then, so I appreciate well put together collections like the ‘All You Need’ Bondage Kit by Lovehoney. Each of the items delivered a smooth sensation and I was surprised to see such a sophisticated tool as the pinwheel in there.
- The Functionality
For such a diverse kit, this thing was very well thought out by the manufacturer and that’s obvious as soon as you notice how integrated each of the items are. I liked how everything was made to work together for a complete experience while also being constructed with enough sensibility to be used solo as well. My favorite night was when my sub got strapped up from head to toe and forced into an orgasm using a combination of the cock ring, masturbator sleeve and butt plug.
The Ups and Downs
As adults, we all know that nothing in this world is perfect. With that said, let’s be fair when considering the ups and downs of the ‘All You Need’ Kit. Here are all the things I think you should know:
PROS
- Wide selection of devices for extreme versatility
- Adjustable fittings for enhanced comfort
- Made for pain and/or pleasure
- Ideal for BDSM beginners
- Made from skin-safe materials
- Waterproof/splash-proof for easy cleaning
CONS
- May not be suitable for all body types
- No storage container included
- Separate batteries required
The Takeaway
Well-equipped kits full of everything a kinky person could possibly need to set the scene are rare. Out of all the names I could think of, Lovehoney would be one of the first that I’d expect to come up with something like this. The ‘All You Need’ Bondage Kit is, quite honestly, all that’s required to create an amazing experience (even if batteries are never purchased, in fact). Overall, it’s best for beginners but also useful for experts who need a quick boost to their collection or more toys and accessories to share with partners.
