Because “Cumming to Conclusions” Should Mean Something Different Entirely. My biggest concern when trying dildos for the first time was based on...
Because What Goes Up Must Come Down (and Then Back Up Again). There I was in the middle of a nasty orgy between myself and six other people, when suddenly I...
Because Sometimes It’s What You Don’t Say That Makes the Greatest Impact. Being a professional pervert and sex toy critic makes me one of the most...
Because That Vagina Ain’t Gonna Spread Itself. Pussy clamps aren’t usually a device that gets much attention in the mainstream and I’m really...
Because Looking Sexy Is a Privilege, But Being Sexy Is a Responsibility. Once upon a time, I was involved in a romantic relationship with a partner who had an...
Believe it or not, one of my most intense relationships was with someone who lived over 1,300 miles away from me. We chatted casually online for a while until...
