Strap Up Like the G-Spot Gangsta You Are. We can’t all be born in a way that agrees with the type of sex we want. If that was the case, then I’m pretty sure...
I don’t know about you, but I appreciate a well-formed penis like it’s the Mona Lisa. But instead of just standing around marveling at its beauty...
BDSM has been around since the dawn of our existence, yet many people don’t even know when they’re doing it. Any time a partner has ever called you naughty...
They say that there’s no such thing as a magic wand, but I say otherwise. If a device can touch my skin and make me have an intense orgasm within minutes, it’s...
I know that there’s no substitute for real sex and that even virtual reality has a long way to go before it’s perfect. I understand that manual masturbation is...
Normal butt plugs are great. They’ve been around for years and got me through some of my darkest days in college. In fact, I’m the proud owner of at least a...
Like my dad always used to say: A decent-sized penis is the only thing that gets some boys to third base. Ok, so he never said that, but still. It’s true...
Metal – it’s the stuff that wet dreams seem to be made of these days. No seriously, there are now dildos made out of steel and that’s not a play on words...
Because You Can Do It, But You Don’t Have to Put Your Back Into It. Did you know that there are more than 2 million reported cases of sex-related...
Most couples, if they’ve been together long enough, have tried just about everything in the bedroom. For some, that can equal major boredom. For others...
Swipe Right on the Swing of Your Wildest Dreams I didn’t want to be the one to tell you this, but here it goes: You’ve been having sex the wrong...
Because Horny Is the Queer Who Wears the Crown. Is it just me or do gays have more fun? I mean, that’s a stereotype I’d like to hear more about...
Being able to successfully reach orgasm isn’t easy for everybody, regardless of how those actors in the pornos make it look. Never has anyone I’ve known...
Because Butt Sex Is Like a Togetherness Exercise. It used to be very difficult to get a good wham-bam-thank-ya-mam in the tush when you needed it. Back in the...
Pussy Pump Prime Time Is In Effect. The first time I ever had my pussy looked at, admired, or eaten was when I was 17. It was all at once during a weekend-long...
If you’re to the point where you shoving stuff up your butt for sexual gratification, then chances are you’ve had time to figure out what you like...
Because It Hurts So Good and You Know It. Living with a lackluster sex life is something that not even our ancient ancestors did. In an effort to generate...
Because “Cumming to Conclusions” Should Mean Something Different Entirely. My biggest concern when trying dildos for the first time was based on...
Because What Goes Up Must Come Down (and Then Back Up Again). There I was in the middle of a nasty orgy between myself and six other people, when suddenly I...
Because Sometimes It’s What You Don’t Say That Makes the Greatest Impact. Being a professional pervert and sex toy critic makes me one of the most...
Because That Vagina Ain’t Gonna Spread Itself. Pussy clamps aren’t usually a device that gets much attention in the mainstream and I’m really...
Because Looking Sexy Is a Privilege, But Being Sexy Is a Responsibility. Once upon a time, I was involved in a romantic relationship with a partner who had an...
