A male stoker makes manual masturbation nonsensical. The best devices can remove your cravings for self-pleasure and replace them with assisted orgasms. You no...
Because Your Girlfriend Wants a Romantic Dinner Date First, but You Don’t Want to Put On Pants. Dating has never been my thing. I had thirty-three...
Swipe Right on the Swing of Your Wildest Dreams I didn’t want to be the one to tell you this, but here it goes: You’ve been having sex the wrong...
Strap Up Like the G-Spot Gangsta You Are. We can’t all be born in a way that agrees with the type of sex we want. If that was the case, then I’m pretty sure...
Pussy Pump Prime Time Is In Effect. The first time I ever had my pussy looked at, admired, or eaten was when I was 17. It was all at once during a weekend-long...
Did you know many adults use blindfolds during sex? Stop thinking you’re a weirdo for wanting to experiment with sensory deprivation. Some studies suggest that...
The best rotating dildos can be brutal to find. You must look in 10,000 places, compare countless features, and consider the prices before buying. Meanwhile...
Thrusting dildos can make your partner an option and a liability. Some couples don’t even like using these devices because they’re threatened by the...
Glass dildos used to make me cringe. I assumed they would break inside my tight little holes, but that was just hubris. These non-porous sex toys can be more...
Finally Figure Out the Freshest Fleshlight (Say That 5x Fast). I have been a fan of the Fleshlight brand since I was first allowed inside a sex shop. There it...
Homemade vibrators might seem silly, but they can be a practical alternative to a lacking sex toy collection. Buying expensive pleasure products isn’t always...
Tentacle dildos? What in the h-e-double-hockey-sticks are those? They’re sex toys that look like an octopus arm. You might think these products are too niche...
The best pheromones are said to help people attract potential partners. Ancient cultures used to wear them when courting or trying to reproduce. Meanwhile...
My biggest regret is not buying a vibrating dildo sooner. I’ve been wasting time with lifeless dongs for too long. I’m getting down with rechargeable devices...
Men have been masturbating since the dawn of time. Back in the day, guys would fear going blind, so they touched themselves in secret with tube socks...
Men have been struggling with accepting the look and/or performance level of their penis since they first discovered it existed. Penile health and wellness are...
I don’t know about you, but I appreciate a well-formed penis like it’s the Mona Lisa. But instead of just standing around marveling at its beauty...
BDSM has been around since the dawn of our existence, yet many people don’t even know when they’re doing it. Any time a partner has ever called you naughty...
They say that there’s no such thing as a magic wand, but I say otherwise. If a device can touch my skin and make me have an intense orgasm within minutes, it’s...
Normal butt plugs are great. They’ve been around for years and got me through some of my darkest days in college. In fact, I’m the proud owner of at least a...
Like my dad always used to say: A decent-sized penis is the only thing that gets some boys to third base. Ok, so he never said that, but still. It’s true...
Because Horny Is the Queer Who Wears the Crown. Is it just me or do gays have more fun? I mean, that’s a stereotype I’d like to hear more about...
Being able to successfully reach orgasm isn’t easy for everybody, regardless of how those actors in the pornos make it look. Never has anyone I’ve known...
Because Butt Sex Is Like a Togetherness Exercise. It used to be very difficult to get a good wham-bam-thank-ya-mam in the tush when you needed it. Back in the...
Because What Goes Up Must Come Down (and Then Back Up Again). There I was in the middle of a nasty orgy between myself and six other people, when suddenly I...
Because Sometimes It’s What You Don’t Say That Makes the Greatest Impact. Being a professional pervert and sex toy critic makes me one of the most...
Because That Vagina Ain’t Gonna Spread Itself. Pussy clamps aren’t usually a device that gets much attention in the mainstream and I’m really...
Because Looking Sexy Is a Privilege, But Being Sexy Is a Responsibility. Once upon a time, I was involved in a romantic relationship with a partner who had an...
