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Top 10 Best Pocket Pussies In 2021 Reviewed

Buying your very first pocket pussy is exciting. It’s a lot like picking out your next boyfriend or girlfriend, only you don’t have to spend any money on dinner and nobody wants to cuddle when you’re done.

It’s like having the best of both worlds, but only if you buy a pocket pussy worth having. Therein lies the problem though.

Pick the Prettiest Little Pocket Pussy for Your Monster of a Dick.

I took a good, hard look at the modern-day sex toy industry and I was appalled by what I saw. Not only is there a gaggle of options now available at our fumbling fingertips, but it also seems like there’s been a clandestine infiltration of low-quality crap where only impressive products once stood.

As my perfect pocket pussy finally came into come into view, I realized how difficult it must be for the average person to navigate through this maze.

My heart began to break for all the men out there who will never experience what a good pocket pussy can offer.

But since you’re here reading this buyer’s guide, you most likely won’t be one of those poor men. Consider yourself lucky that I went through the fire ahead of time, having been victim to some of the worst shit imaginable in the name of convincing advertisements.

Everything is marketed as “amazing” or “luxurious,” but they can’t all be that awesome. I’m here to tell you that there’s a surefire way to cut through the riffraff and find what you came here for.

Before we get into all that, let’s go over a few important things first. It’s important to be as thorough as possible, especially when the quality of your life and the dividends in your bank account are involved.

For good measure, take a look at these five factors that I believe any sex toy shopper needs to consider before ever even thinking about buying a pocket pussy:

The Size of Your Penis

Not all pocket pussies are created equally, and they’re not all the same size either. That rule applied to the human penis too. So, while you may have been able to cram your can into some pretty tight holes up until this point, it makes no sense to buy a pocket pussy that’s not a good fit.

After all, this thing will be going everywhere with you (most likely), especially since they’re designed specifically for discreet travel.

TIP: Measure the length and circumference of your penis when it is fully erect.

Your Skin Type

Did you know that certain sex toy materials can behave and/or react to skin types differently? For example, a pocket pussy made out of or with latex can cause an allergic reaction on the skin of those who have a sensitivity to that material.

Unfortunately, such reactions can be caused by a whole host of materials, meaning you never know what you’re getting into unless you’ve taken the time to familiarize yourself with your own body.

TIP: Have an allergy test performed long before you start searching for synthetic sex toys.

Your Lifestyle and Sex Life

Honestly, how often do you think you’ll be using this new pocket pussy of yours? I learned the hard way that some pocket pussies are disposable, designed to be thrown away after only a few uses.

So, while that might deter some of you from purchasing an expensive model, I urge everyone to think about this: A man who masturbates a lot will go through several disposable pocket pussies in a short time, but a higher-quality model will last a lot longer.

TIP: Start with a low-to-mid-range pocket pussy and work your way up.

Your Bank Account

Because pocket pussies aren’t always cheap, it’s important to think about how much cheddar you have to spread around before ever hitting up the first website or store.

Today’s sex toys are better than ever, made with high-end materials and with high-tech features that make yesterday’s pocket pussy pale in comparison. If you’re out here trying to find a pocket pussy for a few bucks, it’s possible, but you won’t be doing yourself any favors.

TIP: Make your budget somewhat flexible just in case you run into any pleasant surprises.

Your Responsibility Level

Being dirty in the wrong way is no fun for anybody. And the more stuff you have in life the more stuff you have to do to maintain it. Remember, a pocket pussy is made to accept repetitive liquid deliveries.

Unless you know how and are willing to properly clean your toy after each use, the quality of whatever you choose won’t matter one bit. Over time, that precious pocket pussy you purchased will be reduced to little more than a bacteria-laden booby trap.

I don’t wish that on my worst enemy.

TIP: Read the care instructions from each manufacturer, have your toy cleaning game on point ahead of time, and look for waterproof toys to make all this easier.

Now, I tell you all this because I know something that many consumers do not: That the sex toy industry uses clever marketing schemes to get horny, unsuspecting people like you and me to buy junk.

I’m trying to make the buck stop here, boys and girls. If you skip through these lessons because you think the information is unimportant, you’re on your own.

Why Use a Pocket Pussy?

Ah, the pocket pussy. It’s been a loyal companion to horny and sexually unsatisfied men since the dawn of its inception just a few short decades ago.

Although sometimes viewed as only a slight step up from your brother’s old tube sock masturbator, high-quality pocket pussies have the ability to combine extreme pleasure with the type of secretive perversion we all want in our lives.

The good ones are well-made and well-placed in the hands of the right horny man, mostly because this particular grouping of sex toys is among the most convenient thus far.

Hand-held and un-heavy, these lightweight personal companions are designed to fit in the palm of your hand and the pocket of your jeans.

Slim and slinky, these toys are made to stimulate the shaft of the penis by using a wide variety of features such as specified canal ergonomics, highly detailed sleeve texturizing, and hyper-realistic material construction – each of which can be created in a range of different combinations, thereby making the world of pocket pussies one of the most customizable in all the land.

In fact, the right pocket pussy (when used as intended, of course) can accomplish many, if not all, of the following:

Epic Self-Pleasure
Masturbation will never be the same after you use a good pocket pussy. If you think that hand or homemade fifi feels good, just wait. And even if you currently use a high-end male masturbator, the ease and convenience of a pocket pussy is second to none.

Partner Priming
Nothing gets you or your lover ready for a performance like a high-quality sex toy used at precisely the right moment. Whether you’re getting prepared for natural, oral or anal sex, pocket pussies can help prime the penis before it’s called action.

Erectile Dysfunction Fighting
If you happen to be one of those men who has trouble getting it up, a highly texturized pocket pussy can help get your penis up and running before the big game.

When used in conjunction with (oh, I don’t know) a cock ring, for instance, men can achieve that coveted rock-hard erection in no time.

Stamina Training
It’s hard to keep going sex feels amazing, but that’s what pocket pussies are good for. Allow your toy to tickle and tease that first nut out of your system so you can go longer when it matters most.

Long-Distance Relationship Supporting
Nobody likes a cheater. Use a pocket pussy to remain faithful or to engage in some long-distance love-making using all the high-tech stuff at your fingertips: Bluetooth connections, virtual reality, live and pre-recorded porn videos, etc.

Safe Experimentation
In it just to win it? That’s no problem either. I find that a good pocket pussy is the ideal tool for men who want to work on their moves or find their rhythm without bursting too soon or pissing off their lover. In other words, pocket pussies are the peacemaker.

“Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.” – Karl Kraus

So, once you’re convinced that pocket pussies are a worthy investment in your sex life (assuming you didn’t think that when we began), seek out only the best quality models on the market.

Do this to save yourself the headache that I and so many men have endured for the sake of knowledge. The only way to do that is to know what you’re supposed to be looking for.

And the only way to know what to look for is to follow my simple guide below.

Here are the five things you should look at or consider when examining that pocket pussy you like:

Size
We already covered this a little bit earlier, but the importance of size cannot be overstated when you’re talking about sex toys and body parts.

As such, always check that the pocket pussy in your shopping cart can accommodate your penis.

Be sure to look at both the insertable length and the circumference/diameter of the orifice and canal, as those two measurements will likely determine whether you can even use the toy at all, much less derive any pleasure from it.

There is no “average size” for the pocket pussy, as they’re all different inside and out. Still, science tells us that there’s an “average size” for the human penis.

Do you know where you fit in? Yes, many pocket pussies stretch to accommodate a wide range of dicks, but is that the kind of gambling you want to engage in right now? I mean, some of these toys cost a lot of money. You’re a brave SOB.

Materials
We went over this one too, but we didn’t discuss all the different materials you’ll come in contact with while shopping for a pocket pussy. Like every other sex toy in the world, good pocket pussies are made under strict production standards using high-quality, skin-safe materials.

Such high-end materials typically include things like silicone, TPE, polycarbonate, latex, rubber, and organic molding clay just to name a few.

And in a seeming effort to make things even more complicated, new materials are being introduced all the time.

Here, I’ll save you a few steps:

  • Latex is bad if you or your partner have known or unknown skin sensitivities. However, latex works well with both oil-based and silicone-based lubes.
  • Silicone is best for those with known allergies or who prefer to use water-based lube.
  • Silicone pocket pussies tend to feel smoother and last longer but they don’t fare well when used with silicone-based lubricants.
  • Flexible materials may sometimes contain phthalates which are linked to numerous health problems. Stay away from that stuff at all costs, even if it means spending a few extra bucks.
  • Other, unknown materials such as polycarbonate and/or TPE are generally considered safe and may cost a bit less than latex or silicone models.

In any event, most pocket pussies can be used with a condom unless otherwise stated by the manufacturer. Like I said, know your skin type and formulate a budget so you know where to look.

Otherwise, you could end up with something that irritates your skin and sizzles when you put lube on it. Not good.

Features
Perhaps the most enjoyable part of shopping for any sex toy is going over all the fun an exciting features it has. Each year, however, the list of possibilities gets much longer.

Unfortunately, that also makes the average shopper’s job a lot harder. So, while your ideal pocket pussy’s desired features may be subjective, those same features are often a good indication of the toy’s overall quality.

Pocket pussies are designed to offer sexual pleasure to the penis while being super compact, lightweight and easy to use. The only way any model can pull all that off is by having adequately loud bells and whistles that work together in harmony.

To find a favorably flamboyant pocket pussy of your own, look for the following features:

  • An insanely hot internal texture and/or a ribbed and realistic canal shape (The options here are virtually endless.)
  • An adequate insertable length (I’d say go for something that measures between 6 and 9 inches if you have a regular-sized penis.)
  • A hyper-realistic orifice (opening) that closely resembles an actual pussy (Hint: Some are molded after famous porn stars.)
  • An ergonomic casing or grip for better control (This is an especially important feature for those who have manual mobility problems.)
  • A protective cap for the top (Used most commonly by the higher-end, luxury manufacturers.)
  • Temperature responsive and/or skin-like materials (Many of the materials used these days either feel like straight-up skin or straight-up shit, there’s really no in-between.)

By the way, some pocket pussies might even have an optional bullet vibrator hole or an integrated motor too, but then you start getting into the whole manual/automatic male masturbator arena and things can get tricky.

Stick to the basics for now until you know how your dick will react. If you play your cards right, this pocket pussy you’re about to buy should be enough.

Appearance
They say looks aren’t everything. But if looks could kill, then some of these pocket pussies out here would be cold-blooded murderers.

So, while appearance might not be important to everybody, it’s certainly a crucial consideration when shopping for pocket pussies. I mean, you want your new toy to actually resemble a human vagina, don’t you? That’s what I thought.

Price
In today’s world, you usually get what you pay for. However, a product’s price isn’t always synonymous with its quality. I’ve encountered some extremely inexpensive models that felt fantastic, and I’ve also encountered high-priced pieces of crap too.

Don’t be the kind of consumer who assumes that the most expensive pocket pussy is the best one. It simply doesn’t work that way.

You’ll find some amazing pocket pussies from brands you hardly even know, so keep your eyes and mind open at all times. As long as all the features are there and the materials are good, a good time can be had when you show up prepared.

Remember, playing with a pocket pussy is like riding a bike; it takes a lot of practice on a well-fitted frame to get anywhere substantial.

Peddle on, my wayward son, and don’t forget to look for warranties, product samples, freebies, and discount codes along the way.

My Top 10 Best Pocket Pussy Toys In 2021:

Now that you know what you want and what to look for in a good pocket pussy, this next part aught to set you on the path to pleasure.

Below are my top three pocket pussy picks, brought to you with each and every factor discussed above taken into careful consideration.

 

#1. Kiiroo Keon + Britney Amber – Best Pocket Pussy Overall

BEST FOR: Fantasy Fulfillment


If this dynamic duo doesn’t make you cheat on your wife then nothing ever will. It’s a quaint and compact combo that packs a powerful punch. The Kiiroo Keon is the brand’s latest sextech masterpiece, with an automatic stroking motor and compatibility with virtual porn platforms that have the best content on the internet. Meanwhile, it can sync to other devices and run 3D live-action scenes at speeds of up to 230 pumps per minute.

Pair all that with the Britney Amber designer penis stroking device and it’s lights out on your raging libido. As a matter of fact, you might not even make it past the extremely realistic detailing on the professionally molded pussy lips to experience the tight, textured canal. Either way, you can use the Keon with a variety of different stroker models, so take your pick. Just be sure to consult your dick.

PRO: Multiple ways to play

CON: Alternative stokers sold separately

#2. Autoblow Artificial Intelligence Automatic Pocket Pussy

BEST FOR: Oral Sex Simulation


The Autoblow Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) became the world’s first male sex toy with such high-tech capabilities in a compact, lightweight casing. Its powerful, plug-in motor provides non-stop stimulation while giving you 10 distinct pleasure settings to explore. That 10th one is a doozy though because that’s where the A.I. lives. Press a little button on the side and the machine will switch up its own settings to deliver intense, surprise pleasure based on your previous preferences.

Best of all, it was developed after countless hours of oral sex research. That’s why it has the exclusive Edging Function to help you practice tantra and increase your endurance without having to search for the real thing. It seems to know exactly what the user likes without having to be told, and it keeps working until you shut it down or finally get your fix.

PRO: Interchangeable sleeves in various sizes, shapes, and colors

CON: No rechargeable battery for portability

#3. Fleshlight Elsa Jean Pocket Pussy

BEST FOR: Petite Pussy Lovers


The Fleshlight Girls Collection is famous for its insane realism and porn superstar endorsements. Each device is technically a collector’s item, with a raised insignia on the surface and everything. Elsa Jean, one of the most popular XXX performers to ever grace the greasy screen, has joined with the brand to share her voluptuous vulva with the entire planet. So far, millions of men have fucked her silly and now you can too.

Besides being extremely tight and textured with an exclusive pattern, the best part is her versatility. She can be used as a manual stroking device or paired with the Fleshlight Launch machine for some hands-free, automatic sex. Her casing has the telltale features of the brand, including its discreet size and shape. And since it’s made with patented SuperSkin, it offers a realistic sensation from start to explosive finish.

PRO: Fully submersible in water

CON: Automatic stroking device sold separately

#4. Fleshlight Flight Pilot

BEST FOR: Visual Stimulation


As one of the most compact and lightweight models made by the Fleshlight brand, the Flight Pilot is crafted – as the name suggests – to become a horny traveler’s best friend. Not only does it feature a “handy” shape and size, but it’s fashioned out of durable, skin-safe materials that don’t alert the TSA. Plus, its flesh-like sleeve is textured with a whirlwind of stimulating patterns and it’s transparent too. Talk about getting a window seat.

This sleek, sophisticated alternative to the standard pussy-looking device is encased inside an artistic exoskeleton that doubles as safe storage. And while it’s not compatible with other toys from the brand’s inventory, it’s certainly a class-act all on its own. You can take it to the in-room hotel hot tub for a sex warmup or stay at home for some visual stimulation that forces you to rethink your perspective on manual masturbation.

PRO: Super easy to clean and maintain

CON: May not accommodate all penis sizes

#5. Tenga Zero Electronic Vibrations

BEST FOR: Erectile Dysfunction


The TENGA brand is known throughout the world for versatile, user-friendly sexiness. However, they made major waves in the industry when they introduced their Zero EV model. The “EV” in its name stands for “electronic vibrations,” meaning this bad boy jangles your dangles while it massages the shaft and tip of your penis with pure precision. One look at the intricately detailed texture and you’ll know exactly what the design team was thinking.

Meanwhile, it’s ideal for men with erectile dysfunction because it features a hinged-like design that opens up like a book. Along the exterior are manual pressure points to help control the level of suction you experience. It’s also fully rechargeable via USB and capable of handling variable speeds and intensities with the touch of a button. In fact, it’s probably one of the best manual devices for men with mobility limitations because of its pleasantly surprising attention to detail.

PRO: Compact and lightweight

CON: Not submersible in water

#6. Lovense Max 2

BEST FOR: Beginners


The original Lovense Max was the world’s very first automatic stroking machine, although its strong vibrations were what it became known for primarily. This #2 model features a more balanced design, with robust vibes alongside a sensible yet powerful stroking mechanism. It also has a simplified interface, plus 360-degree contractions inside the tight chamber that’s draped in skin-safe silicone. And don’t forget about the adjustable suction control on the bottom because customization is the best part.

The updated version features an extended vibrator to reach more of your penile nerve endings, although it has the same dimensions as the original so it fits nearly any size. Fully compact and lightweight either way, this wireless and USB rechargeable device makes it easy to have fun on the run. That’s why it’s hailed as one of the best sex toys for beginners, and probably also why it still stands a chance against the much higher-tech competition.

PRO: Discreet design

CON: No interchangeable sleeves

#7. Quickshot Stamina Training Unit Cheap Pocket Pussy

BEST FOR: Premature Ejaculation


You’ve got to train your main vein if you want it to cross the finish line at the right pace. Because so many men suffer from premature ejaculation, stamina training sex toys are essential. Thus, the Fleshlight brand did what we all expected. They invented a device that combines the properties of their popular, open-ended Quickshot stroker with the tantalizing texture of the famous STU. Together, it becomes a powerful masturbator that’s like nothing else on the market right now.

The entire thing comes packed inside a double-ended casing with screw-off tops. Within the canal is an intricate network of knobs and nodes to simulate the sensations of intercourse. The idea is to make you feel so good that you jizz quickly, thereby increasing your endurance when the real thing happens. However, it works so well that some men end up preferring it over their partners. Enter at your own risk.

PRO: Accommodates nearly all penis sizes

CON: Makes for a messy play date

#8. The TENGA Flip Hole Black

BEST Penis Massage


I’ve always been a fan of the TENGA brand, but when I discovered their Black Flip Hole, I about lost my mind. It has all the super discreet looks you want while featuring all the hyper-realistic sensations you need.

It’s sleek and sexy, it offers 6 ½ inches for insertion, and it even has buttons on the side that help you control the amount of pressure inside the canal which is, by the way, highly texturized.

And according to its manufacturer, this thing can even be used without an erection due to its innovative open-ended/hinged design.

PRO: This thing is at the forefront of manual masturbation and will be the grand-dad of all future pocket pussies.
CON: It could be outside the budget for some people, although it comes with a quality guarantee.

#9 The Fleshlight STU (Stamina Training Unit)

BEST FOR Stamina Building


While it may not be ideal for everyday use without running the risk of dick desensitization, the famous Fleshlight brand has done it again with their Stamina Training Unit – a handheld synthetic vagina that has already gone down in history as the most intense manual pleasure device on the market.

It offers plenty of headspace, has a superb internal texture, features customizable parts and can be used in conjunction with the Fleshlight Launch mobile.

PRO: It’s guaranteed to make you cum within a few minutes of insertion and is backed by the brand’s quality guarantee.
CON: It’s rather bulky for some and sort of heavy for others. Time to pump some iron, guys.

#10 The THRUST Pro

BEST FOR Blowjob Experience


This precious pussy is all-around good catch, just like that last girlfriend you let get away.

It has all the features you’d want in a pocket rocket, including a super soft “g-spot” inside the already realistic and superbly detailed canal (which opens up to an orifice that’s not perfect but still realistic enough for most). It offers 6 full inches of insertable length, has an optional vibe pocket and uses industry-leading ergonomics on the outside for a better handle on things.

PRO: It fits the bill while still having everything you need to bust off a righteous one.
CON: It’s not nearly as durable as the others on this list, plus it’s insertable length isn’t that impressive when compared to other models on this list.

The End Game

If, by now, you don’t understand how well-made pocket pussies are such a viable product with a long future in our society, then you haven’t been listening.

Good pocket pussies can revolutionize a man’s sex life, offering him more options than he may have ever thought possible.

They’re ideal for secretive self-pleasure, combating erectile dysfunction and safe sexual experimentation while also bring good at promoting a better connection in long-distance relationships and providing a tool for pleasant partner preparation.

It’s impossible to say why every man on the planet doesn’t have one, but with the way things are going that’s probably not too far ahead.

And while no product is perfect, what matters most is that all its features work in tandem to create a pleasurable experience for you and/or your partner (hopefully more than once).

If that takes a futuristic fake pussy with manual pressure controls and a internal canal with more bumps and bulges than bubble wrap, then so be it.

At the end of the day, your dick knows exactly what it wants. Don’t let anybody talk you into thinking with the wrong head.

Pocket Pussy FAQs

Q: How do I take care of a pocket pussy?

A: Taking care of your sex toys is supposed to be easy. So, if it’s too complicated, you’re either doing it wrong or using the wrong device. Each product comes with a set of instructions, although some are more detailed than others. It’s always a good idea to consult those instructions before taking matters into your own hands. In general, you’ll want to check whether the device is waterproof or not. If it’s not, use a dissolvable sex toy cleaning solution – it’s usually a foam and endorsed by the toy’s manufacturer. If you can get it wet, then simply run the device under warm, fresh water for a quick bath. Follow that up with a rinse of non-abrasive, antibacterial soap or sex toy cleaner. When you get done, let your playthings dry in the open air before putting them back into storage. Finish with a surface polishing powder, especially if the maker suggests it.

Q: Is there a specific way to use it?

A: There are few wrong answers when it comes to playing with a pussy, even the kind that you keep in your pocket. Most of the time, you can get away with just about anything as long as you use the right kind of lube and choose a sex toy that’s made from a material that’s compatible with it. PPs can be enjoyed sitting down, standing up, or laying across your bed. And in some cases, you can buy mounts for easier thrusting or get sleeve warmers to make things more realistic. Just be sure to read the instructions before experimenting too much.

Q: What’s the best way to store a pocket pussy?

A: In general, these things are relatively easy to hide. That’s especially true for devices that come stuffed inside a discreet casing. But since that’s not always how it ends up, your best bet is to learn creative ways of hiding your hedonism. The smartest option is to use the container your toy came in. If it was delivered as a stand-alone product, buy supplemental storage containers to keep the materials intact. And if you’re still out of options, make something of your own or store your naughty items in a bedside drawer or up in the closet. Try not to store smaller toys underneath the bed because a lot of debris gets kicked under there. Also, avoid extreme hot or cold temperatures if you can.

Q: Which type of personal lubricant should I use?

A: The proper lube for manual masturbation always depends on two things: your skin type and the materials with which your device was made. So, pay close attention to the “ingredients” of your device to ensure an amicable alignment. Keep in mind that silicone sex toys should never be paired with silicone-based lubricants. The best option for that scenario is a water-based lube because it protects both the skin and the device from unnecessary erosion. Consult your owner’s manual for more detailed information about the best lubes for your toys.

Q: Are there any dangers to using a pocket pussy?

A: Using a sex toy like this should be relatively safe as long as you’re able to reach orgasm without issues and can pick out the right kind of lube. However, there may be some dangers for those who have open sores on their dick or problems with ejaculation. Use caution if your device features electronic components because there’s a chance of electrocution if you’re not careful. On the bright side, jerking off with one of these may help reduce your risk of developing prostate cancer, diabetes, and/or heart disease. So, follow the instructions to the letter and everything should cum out fine.

Q: Can I use a sex toy for masturbation if I have erectile dysfunction or Peyronie’s disease?

A: Yes, you can masturbate with a pocket pussy if you have erectile dysfunction (ED) or Peyronie’s Disease (curvature of the penis). However, it’s important for that device to be compatible with “special needs” penises. That means it needs to feature a unique design, an open-ended form, or a hinge to accommodate a flaccid cock. Lots of lube is usually required and a specific stroke may be needed too. Talk to your doctor for more tips on how to pleasure yourself with ED or PD.

Q: Do I need any special skills or equipment?

A: You do not need anything in particular to use a pocket pussy, especially if it’s a simple device without electronic components. Those may require a charger or batteries, but that’s usually it. These toys are made to provide a streamlined experience and optimal discretion. So, the only extras that are needed typically include compatible lubricants, gentle material cleaners, or fun accessories like sleeve warmers and/or shower mounts. In some cases, however, you may have to purchase an additional machine to turn your toy into an automatic powerhouse. As for skills, it’s all about determining your favorite sensations, settings, and techniques.

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