Remote controlled vibrators are awesome because you can get your rocks off without anybody knowing about it. Plus, your partner can manipulate the different...
Most couples, if they’ve been together long enough, have tried just about everything in the bedroom. For some, that can equal major boredom. For others...
When most people hear the word “Fleshlight,” they instantly think of sex toys or male masturbation. That’s because the brand has become synonymous with self...
Setting out to find the best handjob machine on the market is a huge undertaking. With so many options out there, discovering the perfect plaything feels...
We used to dream of high-tech sex but now it’s becoming a reality. Sure, there are manual masturbators still on the market, but most men want to know what the...
Automatic male masturbators are specially made pleasure devices that pinpoint the nerve endings in, on, or around the penis. They’re designed to simulate the...
Men have been masturbating since the dawn of time. Back in the day, guys would fear going blind, so they touched themselves in secret with tube socks and shame...
There came a point when I found myself asking, “Who do I have to kill to bust a decent nut without paying a hooker or pumping until my arm is numb?” Ok, so...
Because Men Have Feelings Too (In Their Dicks, But Still). Male sex toys have been around for quite some time, although previous versions weren’t much to write...
Because “Cumming to Conclusions” Should Mean Something Different Entirely. My biggest concern when trying dildos for the first time was based on...
Because What Goes Up Must Come Down (and Then Back Up Again). There I was in the middle of a nasty orgy between myself and six other people, when suddenly I...
Because Sometimes It’s What You Don’t Say That Makes the Greatest Impact. Being a professional pervert and sex toy critic makes me one of the most...
Because That Vagina Ain’t Gonna Spread Itself. Pussy clamps aren’t usually a device that gets much attention in the mainstream and I’m really...
Because It Hurts So Good and You Know It. Living with a lackluster sex life is something that not even our ancient ancestors did. In an effort to generate...
Because Looking Sexy Is a Privilege, But Being Sexy Is a Responsibility. Once upon a time, I was involved in a romantic relationship with a partner who had an...
Because Your Girlfriend Wants a Romantic Dinner Date First, but You Don’t Want to Put On Pants. Dating has never been my thing. I had thirty-three...
Strap Up Like the G-Spot Gangsta You Are. We can’t all be born in a way that agrees with the type of sex we want. If that was the case, then I’m pretty sure...
Finally Figure Out the Freshest Fleshlight (Say That 5x Fast). I have been a fan of the Fleshlight brand since I was first allowed inside a sex shop. There it...
Because Butt Sex Is Like a Togetherness Exercise. It used to be very difficult to get a good wham-bam-thank-ya-mam in the tush when you needed it. Back in the...
Because You Can Do It, But You Don’t Have to Put Your Back Into It. Did you know that there are more than 2 million reported cases of sex-related...
Pussy Pump Prime Time Is In Effect. The first time I ever had my pussy looked at, admired, or eaten was when I was 17. It was all at once during a weekend-long...
Because Horny Is the Queer Who Wears the Crown. Is it just me or do gays have more fun? I mean, that’s a stereotype I’d like to hear more about...
There’s a Party in Your Pants, and Only Best Vibrating Panties Are Invited. Vibrating panties: the sex toy industry’s most innocuous item. Resembling...
Believe it or not, one of my most intense relationships was with someone who lived over 1,300 miles away from me. We chatted casually online for a while until...
I didn’t want to be the one to tell you this, but here it goes: You’ve been having sex the wrong way your entire life. Unless you regularly use a...
My first taste of pussy was during my freshman year in college. It wasn’t quite what I expected, but it wasn’t terrible either. In fact, it...
Your very first dildo was probably the only thing you could afford at the time, leaving you with a likely case of the “WTFs” after several years of only being...
If you’re to the point where you shoving stuff up your butt for sexual gratification, then chances are you’ve had time to figure out what you like...
Machines made to mimic the sensations of fellatio used to be what wet dreams were made of. Men from every walk of life once fantasized about receiving decent...
Having good sex is what life is all about, am I right? Ok, so there are a few slightly more important things to think about, but a decent love life is on the...
