Buying your very first pocket pussy is exciting. It’s a lot like picking out your next boyfriend or girlfriend, only you don’t have to spend any money on...
The cock cage – much like Nicholas Cage, but without as much dick. It’s famous, it has well-defined limits, it’s sexy in the right lighting...
Normal butt plugs are great. They’ve been around for years and got me through some of my darkest days in college. In fact, I’m the proud owner of at least a...
There’s a Party in Your Pants, and Only Best Vibrating Panties Are Invited. Vibrating panties: the sex toy industry’s most innocuous item. Resembling...
Sometimes (and I mean sometimes), it takes a swift kick in the rear to get a man to ejaculate properly. And I mean that literally. Although a prostate massager...
If you already own a vibrator, then you might want to listen to the things I’m about to say. If you don’t yet own a vibrator, you’ve come to the right place. I...
Like my dad always used to say: A decent-sized penis is the only thing that gets some boys to third base. Ok, so he never said that, but still. It’s true...
Metal – it’s the stuff that wet dreams seem to be made of these days. No seriously, there are now dildos made out of steel and that’s not a play on words...
Remote controlled vibrators are awesome because you can get your rocks off without anybody knowing about it. Plus, your partner can manipulate the different...
Most couples, if they’ve been together long enough, have tried just about everything in the bedroom. For some, that can equal major boredom. For others...
When most people hear the word “Fleshlight,” they instantly think of sex toys or male masturbation. That’s because the brand has become synonymous with self...
Setting out to find the best handjob machine on the market is a huge undertaking. With so many options out there, discovering the perfect plaything feels...
We used to dream of high-tech sex but now it’s becoming a reality. Sure, there are manual masturbators still on the market, but most men want to know what the...
Automatic male masturbators are specially made pleasure devices that pinpoint the nerve endings in, on, or around the penis. They’re designed to simulate the...
Men have been masturbating since the dawn of time. Back in the day, guys would fear going blind, so they touched themselves in secret with tube socks and shame...
There came a point when I found myself asking, “Who do I have to kill to bust a decent nut without paying a hooker or pumping until my arm is numb?” Ok, so...
Because Men Have Feelings Too (In Their Dicks, But Still). Male sex toys have been around for quite some time, although previous versions weren’t much to write...
Because “Cumming to Conclusions” Should Mean Something Different Entirely. My biggest concern when trying dildos for the first time was based on...
Because What Goes Up Must Come Down (and Then Back Up Again). There I was in the middle of a nasty orgy between myself and six other people, when suddenly I...
Because Sometimes It’s What You Don’t Say That Makes the Greatest Impact. Being a professional pervert and sex toy critic makes me one of the most...
Because That Vagina Ain’t Gonna Spread Itself. Pussy clamps aren’t usually a device that gets much attention in the mainstream and I’m really...
Because It Hurts So Good and You Know It. Living with a lackluster sex life is something that not even our ancient ancestors did. In an effort to generate...
Because Looking Sexy Is a Privilege, But Being Sexy Is a Responsibility. Once upon a time, I was involved in a romantic relationship with a partner who had an...
Because Your Girlfriend Wants a Romantic Dinner Date First, but You Don’t Want to Put On Pants. Dating has never been my thing. I had thirty-three...
Strap Up Like the G-Spot Gangsta You Are. We can’t all be born in a way that agrees with the type of sex we want. If that was the case, then I’m pretty sure...
Finally Figure Out the Freshest Fleshlight (Say That 5x Fast). I have been a fan of the Fleshlight brand since I was first allowed inside a sex shop. There it...
Because Butt Sex Is Like a Togetherness Exercise. It used to be very difficult to get a good wham-bam-thank-ya-mam in the tush when you needed it. Back in the...
Because You Can Do It, But You Don’t Have to Put Your Back Into It. Did you know that there are more than 2 million reported cases of sex-related...
Pussy Pump Prime Time Is In Effect. The first time I ever had my pussy looked at, admired, or eaten was when I was 17. It was all at once during a weekend-long...
Because Horny Is the Queer Who Wears the Crown. Is it just me or do gays have more fun? I mean, that’s a stereotype I’d like to hear more about...
